You know shit is getting crazy when even large, soulless tech companies are like, “Okay, maybe we don’t want clicks THAT badly...” If social media is coming around to banning Nazis, there’s a Nazi problem.

Nope. 28.

Serious answer: I didn’t want to marry someone my dad’s age. Nobody my age that I know is making it on one income.

My husband is all but begging me to have a kid, but quite apart from me having zero desire to do so (and having been crystal clear about that since literally our first date), I have no idea how we would find the time or money. We’re both underemployed lawyers and our combined debt from school is approaching $500,000.…

I have two faux wrap dresses, but I still have to wear a camisole under both of them, and one also tends to work better with a slip. At that point, I start to question why I bother?

That is so many Going Out Tops in one place. My goodness.

“How was your vacation?”

Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife looks like she could be his sister, and I would have told you there weren’t two people that strange looking on the planet. But no. He found the other one.

It’s cute how the Democrats think he’s not going to win reelection. I say this as a Democrat.

Yeah, mourning jewelry from that era is decently expensive even without the famous connection.

First through Fifth Grade: “You must write in cursive! Cursive cursive cursive! Your cursive isn’t good enough! Your cursive is too big! You must do extra cursive homework! High school will insist you write in cursive!”

I’ve never met a celebrity, as far as I know. I’m comforted to think that if I did, I was completely unaware of it and therefore wasn’t any weirder with them than I am with anyone else. (Which is to say, only moderately weird.)

I respect anybody who grew up buried in the Just World Fallacy and who manages to walk away. Thinking you’re better/smarter/a harder worker than people who are suffering is a helluva drug. See: my entire family. (The only just bankruptcies are our bankruptcies! Other people are lazy and entitled! We just had bad luck!)

It’s really weird to me how anti-choicers can simultaneously prattle on about the myriad blessings of “God’s children” but also view having children as a just punishment for being sexually active.

The last place I worked eliminated all OT but also demanded we work through our lunches and take our laptops along on vacation/weekends.

“...it’s pretty easy for a lot of people to say this is some strange messed-up cult in the middle of nowhere.”

The proper place to wear a $22,000 Gucci kimono is wherever you want.

I like that Beyonce is the sort of person who’s like, “What shall I wear to a sports game? I know! A furisode kimono, ripped jeans, and stilettos.”

Skip the Pre-Sequel. You’re not missing anything.

I highly, highly doubt it.