Those guys at least had enough of a vague, mostly abstract sense of shame about it to come up with various semi-plausible-sounding stories about why it wasn’t possible/why their particular brand of service was so ridiculous. (Bad eyesight/working on other campaigns/bad academics followed by perfectly timed first baby,…

Donald Trump is so fucking weird in so many ways. Today’s is that he simultaneously idolizes the military and couldn’t be prouder that he didn’t serve. Utterly bizarre.

The only part of flying that I hate is landing. The worst was coming into Narita in September 2016. That I’ll never forget. Narita has a curfew and we’re the last flight in- they’re actually holding a gate for us while the rest of the airport is closed. We’ve had the hammer down over the Pacific after an eight hour…

This is a summary firing, right?

He looks like a pork chop wrapped in white butcher paper.

A couple of years ago, I had the pleasure of meeting an actual domesticated wolf. He and his owner were involved in wilderness search and rescue, and he was in town so he could learn to be a bit more chill around people/crowds/traffic, and I happened to run into them on the street. It was immediately obvious just…

I sincerely hope it works out (my husband is on it too). The approval rate last year was 0.5%. (I tried to add a source link but I’m not confident it won’t get Kinja’d.)

My “birth control” is $750/mo. in student loan payments. I’m about to turn 31 and the only people in my social circle who have kids are either very wealthy (as in both partners make 100k+ a year) or neither partner went to college, so no student loan debt.

All a person would have to do to thwart everything my school did for active shooter drills back in high school is pull the fire alarm or call in a bomb threat. Voila, every classroom empties out into the hallways.

Destiny 2, the day I got to finally introduce the legions of Sleeper Simulant invaders in Gambit to the wonders of Two-Tailed Fox.

Starting out pleading not guilty is standard in a case like this. He may still plead guilty later.

What in the FUCK is wrong with men?

Definitely right. You wouldn’t know.

Why would you ever, ever tell this story? Nothing happened, no one got hurt, it was a terrible thing to be thinking... Why would you ever bring this up?

Wait, what the hell now?

As an insurance company worker, if Medicare for all is what costs me my job, I will bring in a cooler, a lawn chair, and a big bowl of popcorn to celebrate my last day and watch the rats flee the fucking sinking ship. I sit in a cube farm near the customer service reps, and I can hear the calls that come in and what’s…

And Pa was a loon too. “Oh no, I can hear other people chopping wood in Wisconsin, better drag my family of small children west and almost freeze/starve/die multiple times!”

So... only one foot is presently broken? Because I’m just saying, things happen and that can change.

If she’s you, then we’re each other. How odd...

*standing ovation*