While both are admittedly undergarments, my own particular, dare-I-say Puritanical code of ethics prevents me from purchasing any present for anyone when said present is expected to have regular contact with that person's genitalia.

Ingenuity and technological win.

Thank you for that, now I have scenes of Spock in my head where he sounds like Barry White.

On that note...YAY DATA IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!

I hate to come off as a commitment-phobe, but JOINT NETFLIX ACCOUNT?!?!

I don't know...giving a savings bond or stock for Christmas seems like just step down from the ol' gift card cop out...even worse, because you're giving money they shouldn't (or can't) realistically spend right now.

I know this will probably get buried in the other comments, but FWIW I wanted to thank you and applaud you for making an elegant point Charlie.

Okay, ENOUGH with snarky "you're not generation x" comments already.

That is the wrong way to poop.

Google Voice DOES have length restrictions in point of fact.

Question mark?

Texting is the same as email except for...

Gen X'er here (womb of '82).

Lies. All lies.

Thank you.

This.

Sleep, or you're over-thinking it.