But how can you tear out pages with ideas you want to follow up on and then drop off the magazines at your friend’s business for their client’s enjoyment?

I grew up watching Sarah Polley in Ramona Quimby and Road To Avonlea and Canadian films, and by weird chance I keep running into her when I go on walks and run errands. I’ve eaten lunch or dinner or had a coffee sitting at the table next to her at least 7 times. Sometimes she talks to her companion about the project…

I found out my ex was cheating when I was 8 months pregnant. I locked down emotionally and decided I could stick it out for two years, instead of taking my toddler and soon-to-be-newborn and trying to manage on my own. I was a SAHM so I frankly needed that financial security.

I only subscribe to Ms, now, I guess, but it makes me sad to think of a world without magazines that you hold in your hands.

A girl I follow on twitter went to a preview of this and said it was absolutely awful. Just terrible, and that people were laughing at things that weren’t meant to be funny. Sounds faaaaaaaaaab.

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

I just keep wondering, regarding the Kardashian sister’s history with men who have mental health issues, how quickly we would call a group of brothers predators if their girlfriends and/or wives had issues as often as the Kardashian’s boyfriends and husbands do.

I wish I was a neighbor invited for dinner at “Joaq and Rooney’s.” He would demonstrate karate moves and show me his meditation corner, then Rooney would serve a meal based on Triscuits, which she just discovered (“Have you heard of them?”).

I totally agree with Anna Faris - the problem is that I don’t live those words of wisdom. I’m one of those sad people without a proper best friend (but with a lot of good friends). My boyfriends invariably become my best friends, which means that when I break up with them, I also lose my best friend. It sucks.

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

Yeah, I really don’t like the implication that wives are responsible for managing their husbands’ health. I mean, there’s a difference between being supportive and having to mother your partner.

As a guy that has “lost his wind” more often than I’d like and has had it cause issues in relationships, I can post tips on this brand-new burner account.

If it’s medical, it’s 100% his responsibility to take care of. I’m not my husband’s mom and I don’t make doctor appointments for him.

Does he stop breathing? If he stops breathing, it’s sleep apnea. When my husband had his sleep study, they were like, “You only stopped breathing around 30 times throughout the night.” (Me: Horrified Emoji, “ONLY?!”)

You can definitely have sleep apnea without being significantly overweight. Weight is just one of the most common risk factors.

I nagged my husband for years about getting tested for sleep apnea. Drinking, no drinking, he can bring down a house with his snores. I got a bad cold last fall and not even earplugs could keep him out. I was so exhausted, I slept in another room. I think waking up without me next to him (and my subsequent…

I don’t understand why we can’t make initials-plus-last name the international standard for resumes. Or just initials. Everybody wins.

I write under male-sounding names online, and I have mixed feelings about it. Is it easier? Fuck yes. Does it make me angry how much easier it is? Fuck yes.