@Jay042: Anything ripped apart by MST3K is exempt, because at least with those there was some entertainment value in their death throes.

@brijazz: This is a mandatory response.

This needs to die. They built up our expectations with the PSPgo, only to dash them into the rocks — no compatibility with previous PSP titles, amongst other disappointing things...

Is it as thigh-tastic as the Homer Simpson Donut maker??

@Super Chill English Bro: ...How to make ice cream?? Or maybe it educates them and increases awareness of just how influential their child's self esteem is to their appetite.

@judacris: If you can unlock and open the exit with your index finger, I think there would be quality problems afoot. The airplane exit doors I've seen are all operated by a big, two-handed knob. It'd be pretty great if they started using the lavatory locks, though...

@ModernBawhair: Yeah, my thinking precisely. Gizmodo must be trying to get on the no fly list after being inspired by the iPad guy.

Moore's law is not a new concept. Slow day, Giz?

@Aneurhythmia: Hence the "I hope there's more to the story than this."

@Dragoonslayer12: I am almost afraid to know how easy it is to get the boot.

And they said Bush abused power. This is micromanaging power at a fundamentally obscene level. "He called me a name??? BAN HIM!" There needs to be a follow up story to this — the kid needed to do more than call him a name to get banned. I HOPE he said more than that to get the red white and blue ban hammer. That's a…

@kiddicus: This. Is. Amazing. If I were in a management position, I'd totally do the same thing! Great story.

@pixelsnader: Hey now, Euro vanity plates have some crazy prices on them every now and then, too. You can find people wasting money on idiotic trends regardless of your proximity to the U.S.

@hawkeye18: Same here. If you haven't mastered basic grammar mechanics by now, don't expect me to hold you in high esteem as an authority on the human mind.

@FriedPeeps: Everyone else in America has at least one license plate on his car — why's he so freaking special? What's Steve cooking up that's taking up all his time and preventing him from securing a license plate to the back of his car by threading four screws into four bolt holes?

YES. I logged 10 hours of gameplay before I called it quits. No, that doesn't sound like much on its own.

@Faustic_Caust: You trying to boost your score??

@Zhuzhu: Would have been worth more if you'd come up with it in enough time to release it to the public on the 1-year anniversary mark of his passing. Now it's just a 750,000 dollar idea.

@Gary_7vn: ...So you're saying it's okay to pirate music because everyone else you know pirates music, too?

@AssuntaPabsy: Wouldn't be the first time the Genius Bar folk tried their slither logic on the public. I had a DOA hard drive on an iPod, and I got a replacement that made an incredibly loud clicking noise when it spooled up. When it failed a week later and I took it in, the so-called Genius informed me that he didn't…