If you'd like to think that…why not. Tougher than you'll ever be. You really need to move out of your parents house and try living as an adult. You know, pay bills, cook your own meals, don't have a bedtime.

You're just a vicious little snot, aren't you. Do you speak like that when your mommy is feeding you, little person? You need to grow up soon…can't live with mummy and daddy forever.

I'm here to view the vapid and lack of societal skills displayed by you snarky snobs. Why don't you try to look beyond your bubble of comfort. But that would mean having to show maturity which you obviously lack. Go play with your Barbies…

Don't hate the place…the fools that inhabit it, nope. You're all just sad examples of the youth of the world. Wimps and social shut aways. Sad really. Waning years? You don't know what you're talking about, as usual.

The 'boy' comes from what you are. If you happen to be girl, that's unfortunate. I won't debate history with you since you're too stupid and inculcated in the progressive version of Lincoln being a democrat. But that's what happens in schools of today. Look, lets just agree that I'm smarter than you and all the other…

Ahhh…so you're the nerdy web white knight come to her rescue. How cute. You guys on here are sure interested in shit and/or urine. Why is that? I guess that points to the general level of intelligence…high schoolish, I'd say. But that's ok, low level types like you need a place to hang, too. Now go play Dungeons and…

Digger? Education much? Don't answer, rhetorical question. You do know what that means, right?

Why in the world would I want to come here and become you? I'm sure you know all about high school rants, though. But I think you're more in line with middle school since that seems to match your intellect. I bet you thought you were cool in school, too. Or are you still in school and then come on here to play with…

Ah, the envy of a progressive hipster…it's like a fine wine for a conservative. Why don't you do yourself a favor and read some history, boy. Your progressive 'kind' have been the haters throughout history. Your kind carried on the slave trade. Your kind fought a war to keep it. Your kind started the KKK to terrorize…

Boy, you sure did sucker me in by admitting you watch Bobs Burgers…you're a quick one, aren't ya. One question, why do you have such an interest in my bowel movements? You do set the bar awfully low.

You envy me? How touching…

You're right…I am superior in every way to you. Thank you for finally seeing at least one truth in your short life. You'll feel better now that you've realized that fact. I'm happy to have showed you that life isn't all about you. Carry on, Princess. And Bob's Burgers is about what I'd expect of your level of…

I came here due to the story, not you people. But I do admit I find it interesting how the communal need to feel superior is so prevalent here. I would surmise it's from your generations lack of discipline and the 'you're all so special' backgrounds. After all, how can anyone expect you to be a serious personage when…

You're right…since I find it amazing at the lack of perspective and common sense on display on sites like these. All of you are trying to out cool each other…to have that virtual pat on the back moment. It's really sad…but go ahead and try out the latest snark meme, you'll get a cool pork pie hat and a nice latte if…

Of course it is to you. Since you have no solid grasp on reality, only what you can glom onto on sites like this, you would think becoming an elderly bitter hoarder cat woman is cool. Enjoy growing old, it's going to happen whether your hip or not.

You know what's funny? You'll be getting old, too. And with your inability to associate with people, you'll be one of those old and bitter cat women types. Have fun in you hoarder house, twit!

Figured it would be something like that…cuz it's cool and edgy to you pseudo hipsters.

At least I know how to use the toilet…have you moved beyond Pull-ups yet? I doubt it due to your infantile ramblings on here. Hopefully you have the leak proof kind…your poor momma.

You're too stupid and vapid to comment on anyone's age, baby doll. Why don't you take your Feminist Barbie and play in the corner where all the bad kids belong. Leave the adult talk to the adults, kid.

What if I am? Why do you hate the elderly? How long have you despised your grandparents? WAR ON THE ELDERLY! RACIST! Idiot progressives…