Nachos...in the microwave...?!?

The score is three.

But ... Titanic did suck.

I think most of what I use to believe in was broken by this election - probably permanently broken.

Get off your high horse and stop underestimating us HamNo. When the time comes that we can’t take any more, the people will rise up and make some dumbass memes.

Well, considering Chino Hills was the #1 ranked team in the entire country last season and their best player was a consensus top 10 recruit and currently a Wooden Award contender at UCLA... it’s pretty safe to say they would have dominated in LA or anywhere else.

Thanks, Bill Simmons.

It’s a lot easier to be the best baller in San Bernardino County (pop. ~2 million) than in Los Angeles County (pop. ~11 million).

“Big deal.”

Angle? It was a joke, not a peer-reviewed article.

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

To paraphrase Vader: Don’t get too proud of this technological wonder you’ve constructed. The ability to bring back dead actors is insignificant next to the power of the uncanny valley.

The Rams’ trainers were concerned when they saw color rushing to Goff’s head.

It’s a good thing the democrats essentially fundraised to rebuild that NC GOP building that got destroyed. Really good idea, there. Excellent gesture. Nobody could ever have predicted that the GOP would do this in return.

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

Dick Armey would like a word with you.

Virginia Foxx is also ranked #1 on the politicians that sound like pornstars list, just ahead of Barbara Boxer.

Right?!?!?! Like, does this stadium not have a beer vendor?

“Baseball, like all once proud American Institutions, has been thoroughly cucked as well”