Trying to interpret if a swing in the batter’s box was “real” or “serious” or whatever motive the batter had in their mind would be utter madness and lead to a billion bad calls either way (especially with bad ball hitters in the Vlad Guerrero mold in the universe). It has to be interpreted as real, until and unless…

“Vampires are undead creatures with very sharp fangs who could, at any moment, bite you and usher you into the eternal purgatory of the living dead. Would you risk this for a lay? No. You would not.”

At this point you’re clearly either an idiot or a troll. Have a nice life.

No, your analogy is broken and misses the point entirely.

Again, you are contorting yourself all over the place to try to create a special definition of sport that manages to exclude esports. Poker doesn’t require reflexes or hand eye coordination. And why do you put sports in the same category as being a soldier? That’s just offensive.

Different sports require different physical attributes. E-sports requires insane reaction times and hand eye co-ordination. You can get physically injured doing it, and your skills tend to fade with age. Sports is a big umbrella. Archery is a sport even though you’re basically standing still the whole time. Ping…

Keep in mind such a policy could easily be used to punish an employee for being gay, or a non-Christian, or having done modeling work when they were younger, etc.

To be fair, Wonder Woman has been portrayed in a ton of different ways over her 75 or so year history, and not all of those portrayals, or, I’d guess, even most of them have portrayed her as particularly muscular (yes, some of them have been muscular and I have no problem with that either, I just don’t think it’s…

Your main objection is she lacks charisma in a article about how charismatic she is in this interview? Okay.

I think all the cop procedurals this year turned into military dramas.

Wisdom of the Crowds is about a rich tech genius who suffers a personal loss due to crime and decides to use technology and crowd sourcing via a phone app to revolutionize law enforcement.

It’s APB 2.0 and APB was terrible.

Moynihan has the absolute best “Uh...what the hell?” face in the game.

Have you seen The Good Place or Brooklyn Nine Nine?

I got into the beta and tried to play it and bounced off super hard. I never played a Witcher game but I’m a veteran CCG player, and Gwent just doesn’t seem fun to me at all.

“Sometimes this seems overdue—at her height, Paula Abdul scored six No. 1 singles in a row. (Could the average millennial even name one?)“ 

Trump is an elected government official, not your Dad, or your friend. If you’re offended by someone criticizing him you’ve joined some weird cult of personality. Others have already pointed out the popular vote thing.

Can you imagine Fawn Moscato teamed up with Kathryn Hahn’s Jennifer Barkley character from Parks and Recreation?

The conclusion I’ve come to is that I like Adam Pally but in measured doses/contrasted with other comic stylings. He worked for me on Happy Endings because of the strong ensemble cast, but he’s a little exhausting on Making History. I feel the same way about Casey Wilson.

I clicked the headline hoping for the instant Bobby Valentine joke.