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While I don’t doubt one second that talent agencies would blacklist people for speaking out against Weinstein or other Big League Hollywood Predators, how do we know she wasn’t blacklisted for simply being Courtney Love?

Needed this. Not even gonna lie.

Man, I think we were already fucked in mid-January...

Jesus H Christ. It’s going to be really tough to argue for our species’ continued existence when supreme beings from outer space inevitably show up and put all of humanity on trial for shit like this.

The Far Side always gets a star from me.

Dean Spanos might be the thinnest skinned babyman in the NFL, which is no small feat.

ffs unless you are growing and/or stealing your own food, and marking and/or bartering for the rest of literally anything you possess, shut up already.

Double fuck them. Remember their faces. When they come back for the inevitable Super Bowl run, block them. They are not allowed back.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Swansea is the Central Mass of Eastern Mass.

I just recently listened to an episode of “The Memory Palace” chronicling stories of people being buried alive. A woman died and her family sealed her body in the family crypt. 10 years later when her brother died, they opened the crypt and found her skeleton near the door.

That’s information about a local event that had no national implications when it happened. It’s like me giving you an update on what Jake Locker is doing with his life in Ferndale at the moment because he lives in my area and calling that news on the scale worthy of a national report. It’s not. It’s a copout to…

No one has thought about Cliff Harris since 2013 and he hasn’t done anything to garner any attention to himself.

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

Minority? But she’s living in a material world. And she’s a material girl.

There’s always one.