Fuck Kid Rock and Fuck Ted Nugent

“South of Heaven” for all the fuckhole” right wingers.

A 19 year old me never would have dreamed Slayer would sponsor a race car...

that’s so metal...!

Michael, a bit off topic, but I’d love to see your top ten or twenty favorite rappers/hip-hop artists...

Wow, you’re a dick.  What did people do 25-30+ years ago before mobile phones?  Why don’t you chill the fuck out and ask yourself that?

criminally underrated...

not new. Ever seen the intro to old episodes of Happy Days?

Maybe *The Madonna* (not the slutty one)...

I’m throwing Jerry Garcia in the hat along with John, Paul, George and Ringo.

and cetainly a POC.

Is it okay to specify a “dry” manhattan when ordering at a bar or restaurant? I’ve paid for too many shitty, overly sweet manhattans over the years...

So sad no one named a traditional Sazerac...

But I have a black friend...

Hey, do John Rocker or Bob Wickman have kids?

he’s from Philly, remember?

Maybe you need a new wife...

Cool tats, though...

Don’t you have to actually leave Philly to encounter fewer assholes?