Boston hater here.  It was the happiest 48th birthday a guy could ask for:)

Mormons.  Amiright?

yeah, more plastic to fill the ocean is just what we need.  Fucking stupid idea,  

fuck twitter

I might be late to the party, but Peaky Blinders is pretty awesome,

You must be a Food ‘n Stuff shopper...

not enough stars in the universe for this

Ocean swimming at night with Jim Beam...

Kinda like Florida...

As a Cleveland fan, fuck Trevor Bauer.  I can’t wait until he’s gone.

Please, please listen to the lyrics of these Alabama Natives’ song. It is a very powerful incrimination and defense of all good Southerners at the same time:

Every time I think that this guy can’t sink any lower, up from the sewage come more tweets. My very first though was “how can the leader of the United States shit talk an American city?” I’m gonna go watch “The Wire” now....

I thought we were talking about how cool bike racing is, but I guess I was wrong. Fuck Trump, though...

Why isn’t it in metric?  A 149 gram burger sounds like the bomb!

Fuck this rapey creeper frat bro.

Goddamn Champion, this man.

this:

This is my favorite:

The questions get dumber and more inane every week.