not enough stars in the universe for this

Ocean swimming at night with Jim Beam...

Kinda like Florida...

As a Cleveland fan, fuck Trevor Bauer.  I can’t wait until he’s gone.

Please, please listen to the lyrics of these Alabama Natives’ song. It is a very powerful incrimination and defense of all good Southerners at the same time:

Every time I think that this guy can’t sink any lower, up from the sewage come more tweets. My very first though was “how can the leader of the United States shit talk an American city?” I’m gonna go watch “The Wire” now....

I thought we were talking about how cool bike racing is, but I guess I was wrong. Fuck Trump, though...

Why isn’t it in metric?  A 149 gram burger sounds like the bomb!

Fuck this rapey creeper frat bro.

Goddamn Champion, this man.

this:

This is my favorite:

The questions get dumber and more inane every week.

I got so drunk in Columbus once that I drove my truck into a drainage ditch thinking it was valet parking for the Holiday Inn Express.  Good times!

I like your spirit!

right!?!  This rules. Fuck the PoPo!

you’re thinking of snowboarders

You must be the Don Cherry of baseball...

that was the juice talking...