I live in the Northern Adirondacks a mere 2 hours from Montreal and although I love going to the Canadiens games in the winter, I’m longing for the day I can head back north to a ballpark.

I feel like “You fat piece of shit!” would hurt my feelings...

I was really looking forward to this series, so far it’s been a total letdown .

how about a nose job, too.  fuck that rat-faced assclown.

Zing!

You were in Cheers from Gary’s Old Town Tavern?

It’s neither.  It’s called “weiner water soup” and it’s an excellent side dish for a hot dog.

These two seasons for the Knights are proof that hockey doesn’t belong in Vegas.

take all my money

This is the right answer. I didn’t think it looked like Foegele did anything wrong.  Looks like his stick got tied up with Oshie and then he blew a tire.

this is the right answer.

no way has my “area” EVER smelled as bad as a fucking vadge.

Her 6 year old daughter MacKayliegh is fixin’ to be a YouTube “influencer” in 10 years

Dear Boston,

I wish the writers over on The Root would do a writeup on ridiculous Canadian hockey boy names. Cale, Coal, Cole, Colton, Austen, Austin, Auston... You feel me?  Don’t get me started on White girl names.  Yeah, I’m talking to you, MacKayliegh...

oh my gosh, you won today’s interwebs!

This cocky fucker is going to get his clock cleaned.

God never intended to have a team in Florida...

$20 plus tax and deposit gets us a 30 pack almost anywhere in the US