These two seasons for the Knights are proof that hockey doesn’t belong in Vegas.

take all my money

This is the right answer. I didn’t think it looked like Foegele did anything wrong.  Looks like his stick got tied up with Oshie and then he blew a tire.

this is the right answer.

no way has my “area” EVER smelled as bad as a fucking vadge.

Her 6 year old daughter MacKayliegh is fixin’ to be a YouTube “influencer” in 10 years

Dear Boston,

I wish the writers over on The Root would do a writeup on ridiculous Canadian hockey boy names. Cale, Coal, Cole, Colton, Austen, Austin, Auston... You feel me?  Don’t get me started on White girl names.  Yeah, I’m talking to you, MacKayliegh...

oh my gosh, you won today’s interwebs!

This cocky fucker is going to get his clock cleaned.

God never intended to have a team in Florida...

$20 plus tax and deposit gets us a 30 pack almost anywhere in the US

check out this cover:

“Roll Me Away” and “Against the Wind”  C’mon, the guy is in the Rock and Roll Hall and the Songwriters hall.  

Preach it, brother!

“Classy” has always been thrown around a lot in hockey. I love hockey and used to play, so classy is okay with me. Ever hear an NFLer referred to as “classy”? I doubt it...

I’m gonna be 48 in June and I beat my dick like it owes me money...

Hey Drew, about 6 years ago an MRI given to me after a grand mal seizure showed a tennis ball sized tumor in my brain. Long story short, I seem to be okay now (I had brain surgery and lots of chemo and radiation), but my doctor still has me get 2 MRIs every year. I’m thinking that since 2013, I’ve had at least 20-25…

24 oz

Coach Q isn’t going to put asses in seats. That arena is half empty every time they play at home. This is the team with Barkvov as well.