Says the dude with a purple profile picture.

All of you are wrong! The best purple car is the Pierre Cardin AMC Javelin!

Plum Crazy anyone?

That sounds promising. Perhaps you should offer to run a training course.

Can they get all the goddamned microchips out of them? There’s a shortage, you know?

First the Bowling Green Massacre, now the Bowling Green Great Crush.  When will they catch a break?!

You really have a way of putting things that makes people who agree with you totally change their minds by the end.

Lack of working BMW blinkers on the road.

Wearing my n95 indoors and being boosted says “i respect your fellow humanity and we are just trying to do our best”

Wow, I did not expect all the negativity. I think this beast is awesome. You roll into Cars & Coffee in this, and even the men’s panties will be dropping.

A winter beater is pretty common for Car People in the Great Lakes Snow Belt. Within a year after college graduation I owned a hot rod/project car, and a winter beater. Much later, I had a ‘79 Camaro DD/beater from about 1996-2004. Today we have two new-ish (2013 and 2016) hatchback DDs driven all year, but they…

No, just as the play isn’t to buy 11 absolute pieces of junk to use as lawn ornaments. David is uniquely...special.

Yes. Most of the rust belt is that way.

Not just things. People, too.

And that has always bothered me when I try to convince someone to sell me some old cool vehicle in their barn or backyard that they either want a fortune for because “ran when parked” or they say they will fix it up someday as you watch it decay into the earth.

“Hey everyone look at the helicopters! All the taxes that you’ll pay in 40 years of work will only pay for part of one but make sure to bitch about people on food stamps taking your money! USA! USA!”

Every van is a sex van if you believe in yourself.

Let me guess, you had to walk to school uphill both ways in 40 miles of snow?