IS THIS POST UPDATING?

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

Not all astronauts!

I bet those same kids were nowhere to be found 10 years ago. Bunch of front-runners.

I’m LMAOing at Sterilized Kale Dude because I think he actually might have out-hipstered Hipster Papa from the Jez article yesterday

The 31-year-old Torontonian commemorated his recent vasectomy with a celebratory photo shoot. In one photo, he tenderly cradles a head of kale like a green, leafy infant.

...her husband of one season, Mike Shay.

Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

So you’re saying a team owned by predatory mortgage lender is attempting some real estate shenanigans? Sounds kinda far fetched.

“I learned to drive stick on a tractor like ‘80s Volvo station wagon.”

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Don’t nock grand larceny until you try it.

Picture me sitting in my office chair right now with my fingers in my ears yelling “I’m not listening! I’m not listening! I’m not listening!” with tears welling up in my eyes. :(

I saw a white v12 Countach parked in some resort town last summer and it was every bit as breathtaking as I imagined it would be in…

I believe this man is wearing Chuck Klosterman’s scalp on his head.

They should appeal. Worst case scenario, fans get another loss to relive.

Instead of “BIMBO” the uniforms will read “WHORE”.

Yeah, but can you take a raccoon in a fight? Like no weapons?

No, no you can’t.

#COACHTOMSULA

You’re gonna need more corruption than just “more corruption”.

This is a good soccer man. The best.