@JimmyFo: Whatever overtime it is, I'm sure it's less than 2 tickets per hour, or whatever each one is writing.

@GV_Goat: But don't you see? This is a revenue stream. That bunny suit rental was what, $80? They've probably written $12,500 in tickets in 1 day.

@$kaycog: I have a 99 Forester with a rebuilt title. It was creamed in the back at a stop light, but no repairs where needed from the rear axle forward.

@jp182: I owned a Mazda5 for two years. 0 issues, decent mileage, and the interior held up well to my two young kids, even though the plastics looked wicked cheap from day 1. The motor was a little taxed with 6 people plus stuff, but it always remained snooth.

@SSX: And aguar is no longer British. Those two revelations coincide

The guy should've known this was a bad parking spot when he had to drive around the road cones and caution tape

@BruschisBrewsky: He probably should have spent that money on a car. It shows better judgement, and has a resale value.

If I could speak directly to the guy in the photo above for just a moment....

@Samer Ocho Cinco: A haunting reproduction. Well done.

@Jagvar: wait....that's not a Toyota.

W.

Well, I'm looking at my '86 civic hatchback in the driveway, and I'm thinking about getting some paint.....

@Volvo4life: You can say that for numbers 4, 5 and 6 as well. I don't think the new intern understood who he was supposed to take photos of. These are clearly PR people, not hired skin.

Even more outrageous was that he had 14 ounces of bacon grease in his colon.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: spoken like a state champion

@TT-Zop: Jonestown Jumparoos?

@Buckus: But what did they actually bring? The very worst version at their disposal. It's like a slap in the face.

Goddamit.

@RamblinReck89: No sign?

@shtickless: It was purposefully modified to stand straight out. Funny thing, they knew before they left that there would be no wind.