Jail is not enough....

I wonder if this will actually be 31 mpg in the real world, or if it ends up like the Chevy XFE models. All prettied up for the EPA cycle, but flat on its face (30% or more difference across all auto journalist tests) in the real world

This makes me stare at the '86 civic in my driveway with a new sense of purpose...

The proposal isn't perfect but it's much better than the current system. You can't fix the world in a single vote. You gotta take what you can

Careful, men! Everybody knows the 6 goal lead is the hardest to keep

I didn't order the collector's edition, but I can still get this with my Jalopnik Gold membership, right?

@UkraineNotWeak: Bonercide...very sad.

@icedog: Alcohol in public is super illegal, but underage drinking isn't?

@calzonegolem: Naaa, maybe a schooner

Are you trying to set some sort of record for crack votes? Did we hurt your feelings with the Smart Roadster yesterday?

Psshh! A billion dollars of debt!?! We Americans eat that for breakfast

@KNaudi: Buick makes bank (especially in China, ironically) Hummer is a money pit.

Totally weird, totally wonderful

@bevraj of choice: Yeah, but Tiger pays 'em, SAS drives one

Donte Stallworth is just hoping the NFL doesn't institute a 'thug cap' before his Cinci workout.

@Weed Against Speed: That's why you don't take your finger off the previous page. It's a three second rule, just like pizza on a restroom floor.

Would coach Plank be happier to know that same picture comes up when you google Vince Lombardi?

@CecilFieldersFriedChicken: I'll punch a nun in the face right now for 287k!

@elchimpo: My 24 year old civic has never experienced either of these issues. I guess I'm lucky

Abarth 1000 TCR all the way.