@Superfast: It needs a fuel cell with a seat pad on it, and of course, a helmet. After all, we're not cRaZy

@scroggzilla raids again: Thats the guy that sold me my StopRepairBills.com membership!!!

@Ash78, tryptophanatic: Very elegant twist

SHOTY 2.0 is SHITTY!!

@MeSoHornsby: Thank you for keeping pro golfers and athletes in separate categories.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Did the fact that his first name was Anderson, and he has a brother named Leopold make it obvious to you?

@Pessimippopotamus: Is it opening the doors, or tipping its hat to a lady?

Nice choice of words. I believe this video and that movie shared production values

@DaOtterAgain: ...and I don't want Brady Quinn blocking for me

Count me as not on "Team Elizabeth".

Jetta's driven by college girls texting.

This is definitely not okay for SoCal carwashes

@A Message To Rudy: The rest of the half on a stationary bike should do it. Somebody call LT #chicagobears

This is a beautiful machine, but that asking price leads me to wonder if the owner has a head injury, leading to the stellar low mileage. #bmw

Are the colts going to run out of players soon? Will they only field 10? #larrybird

@TheStarterWife: You still maintain separate accounts outside of the joint account? You're not married, you're pre-divorced.

@SportsCentre: No, women have more friends than guys do friends

@twoeightnine: +1 for an awesome, enlightening metaphor.

Jesus Christ, man!!

@scroggzilla raids again: and that guy trying to shut down bikini baristas in Washington #timtebow