@ThreeLitre: Yes. It's either 2011 or 2012. All vehicles sold in the US will require some form of Active Stability Control.

@Number_Six: Nice choice. I have a bottle of La Fin Du Monde sitting on my desk right now. Too bad it's empty

Rikers Inmates Are Apparently Jets Fans

@Steve U: You guys are way off. Sean Landeta is a nightmare!

@Ho Tran Brasky: Once this 'I will own Deadspin' thing pans out, he'll probably have the scratch to make good

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: 300 dolrs 4 26 midori sours? Uve got to be out of ur godammind my lawyer wil here about this

@WpgJets: And yay bollards (new word for me, too)

"keep my name out ya' mouth for you get smacked in it

@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: In my locale we're actually going to the employee free gas stations. Just pumps with credit card slots, automatic fire systems and cameras

@SavetoFavorites: I would probably pay good money for the mosaic of Mr. Roper.

@Ash78: I have fond memories of my mother tossing me in the way back of the family station wagon with an old yellow blanket to pad the edges for when my head bounced off at every stop light.

@DirkToberFest: This commercial is awesome. I'm crushed that it didn't make the cut for prime time viewing

@Freddie DeBoer: I assume you weren't alive in 1980...

When mommy an daddy fight, I get sad :(

Drew, it's like you're living inside my head. I hate this cobbled-together-for-TMZ-personality shit.

Are you sure that isn't EA? I think it is. Let me just check through my pocket peephole simulator.

The short recap here seems to be a little misleading.

Boy, after seeing pic#2, I realize just how fat Jim Brewer got.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Christ, man. You've solved the case!

Floyd, congrats on beating up a little man. Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to say THE MAX KELLERMAN SHOW WAS ONE OF THE BEST RADIO SHOWS OF ALL TIME!