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In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

I cannot STAR this enough. I’m laughing so hard right now. Thank you.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

She looks super Norwegian in that Bunad outfit.

If you are an african american, asian, or any non-white passing minority you need to have one of these.

That, kids, is the story of how we got Rob Ryan.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Which will probably be our last line of defense against tyranny. “Concentration camps! That’s not in our budget!”

Trump will be sworn in as President, but I honestly do not think he will last long. The left hates him. The right only tolerates him at the moment because they still think he will rubber stamp anything they pass, but they see him as expendable, and will impeach him as soon as he becomes a greater liability than an…

I mean to be totally honest, you might want to wait for him to ruin the economy- if you have savings, you will probably be able to pick up a bargain after the next crash (if our currency isn’t horribly debased in the meantime, which it may well be).

Like Anna said, we’ve all read too many thrillers and seen too many movies like this and yet, it’s still difficult to believe that all those movies you’ve seen about a Manchurian Candidate is now real life.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.