Did anybody ever give a shit about the Vita...?

Wait, am I still made of moonbeams and star shine?

He did the one thing capcom wasn’t willing to do. Put in some effort.

I don’t think us humans can understand the plight of half-human, half-robots as marginalized members of our society.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Internet: You are whore for showing your boobs.

Her body, her stream, her choice.

Moral of the story : Be glad you don’t live in Azeroth.

The parallel would be if the god Set had led armies to sack London in 2011, and a cult dedicated to Ra had planted bombs in New York and tried to murder Malia Obama the year after. I think we might look askance at a new Yu-Gi-Oh expansion in that case.

I really enjoy Hearthstone, but I just can't see spending $20 on an expansion. I guess I'll just stick with the free base game, which I would have totally paid for if it wasn't F2P.

They’re the equivalent of playing an Axis & Allies campaign in 1941.

Except that Axis & Allies didn’t exist in 1941, but you get the point :P

So, lorewise, Hearthstone is actually a card game played by regular people in Azeroth.

feature not a bug

Please sign my Wing Commander 3 box art

“Pff, amateurs.”

You really dropped the ball on this one, Morty.

Never Forget.

On the upside, Valve has acknowledged that a whole bunch of different parties dropped a veritable Chuck-E-Cheese pit of balls here. To correct this, they plan to be more hands-on in hosting future Majors:

Looks kinda neato. I wanted to try it out, but I found out that it was retail priced.