The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

Stop buying games at launch.

ALL FEMALES CHEAT. That’s a FACT.

Hey Kirk, remember when I was laying odds on how quick we were gonna get this comment?

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

Nobody deserves to be abused.

My opinion is best summed with a gif.

How does someone write a letter like that without already buying a plane ticket?

no, six. It mutated and grew an extra one.

Brazil has 4,500 miles of coastline and the world’s largest freshwater river.

Tears be gone.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Half-Life 2: Episode 40 was really really good, though. I would have paid 60 bucks, easily, just for that level on the Advisor homeworld where Gordon and Dog have to use their gravity guns to fight off the G-Man’s troops.

Remember when Valve went episodic and were going to release a Half-Life 2 episode every few months... ... ...

“ehhhhhhhhh watdoumean? Happens all the time eh.”

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

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