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TehPoodle
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It’s true! I had the misfortune of achieving menarche at the age of ten.

Jaundiced! That’s me to a t! I often say if I was bald I’d look like Uncle Fester. Hahaha

I am extremely pale..with yellow undertones..so I have none of that ‘living’ looking blush in my skin. I have a bunch of fenty products that look amazing.

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Yes, but not in one step. And any good professional would recommend you wash and fade it as much as possible first. Before they strip your hair.

I came here to say the same thing. As a stylist and full-time,blue hair haver I call bullshit. It is chemically impossible.

Me too! Or rather the last monogamous person in Montreal .

I am that total late bloomer.

Best beach! So body positive, no one is there to stare. I went with my brother so I went in a swimsuit, but that would have changed had I been solo or in the right company. And I am a rather bashful person (this was my first trip to any beach in a decade.)

There are only three of us in my situation, but the same otherwise!

Thank you so much for taking time from your life to respond. Genuinely, that was the most succinct, tailored to my questions, make-up review I’ve ever had. All my queries answered.

I covet the Pat McGrath Dark Star release so much!!! But my broke ass cannot afford it ATM. I am dreaming the Cyber Gloss will one day be sold as a separate (a girl can dream, non?) Because it looks exactly how I always imagined the makeup in the future would look.

Sister, you speak from the sole.

I have troubles staying asleep. Really bad ones . I have been trying melatonin.....It has helped me fall asleep, but not stay there. And the harder sleep aids make the next day low functioning.

No Pitbull is vicious like Remy, gurl got Nicki in her teeth and won’t let go!

MAC Pistol Packin’ Pink. I swear it.

starred, just because you have the best name.

Raw sugar, honey, olive oil (or grape seed oil, or your choice really), and your choice of aromatic. I use cocoa. Scrub it on in the shower, rinse it off. Super soft moist skin. If you add rosemary it acts as a preservative.

My unabashed love for Skins is such that I feel a rush of full on pride whenever I see a former Skins actor in another role. It gives me the feels in a ,”Yass look how far *insert character here* made it!”