“Bezos triples productivity with new implant technology, stock prices soar amid speculation about government security contracts"

It’s objectively worse than the slushboxes it replaced, that’s the problem. I don’t need a ultra high performance DCT or a ZF 8 speed, it’s an appliance, but something that at least had some kind of consistency would be nice.

Consistency and perseverance: the keys to becoming a master of puns.

Keep on Expressing yourself through the are of punnery, Young Panda. I hope you find these words of encouragement to be a bit of a pickup.

I think you meant the Prince half time show. You’re mistaken if otherwise, it’s ok, we all make mistakes. 

In TGP podcast, Schur tells this great story about the Greek crew they had feeling awestruck because they had never been to the Acropolis without it being overwhelmed by tourists. It had a serenity they had never seen. 

Seriously, him hosting The Good Place The Podcast made me like the show more. 

That’s my attitude to depressing art too, but this wasn’t that. It’s more like a funeral where you realise that someone you cared about completely nailed life and you’re thrilled for them and happy to have focused on them for an hour or so, even if you’re a little sad for yourself.

Ok here goes

That’s better than Just Jack... 

I didn't have 650Ish ways to make a bad pun dude, gotta play the hand you're dealt 

More than that, I’m delighted. In Fridley Minnesota in 2010, a loud pipes shop opened about 600 feet from my house. It drew bikers from miles around. All hours of the spring summer and fall, they’d open the throttle on the 60 MPH highway adjacent to the store and half a black from my house. You couldn’t sit outside…

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

Splurge on a good camera and lenses. Your pets deserve the best pictures.

The only Broncos are two doors. This is an abomination. 

Real Broncos have two doors.

I think it’s MB’s attempt to help with this.

In case the point went over your thick head, the episode is an advertisement for suicide

Wow. So very, entirely, completely incorrect.

Also practical effects/puppetry trump shoddy late ‘90s CGI every time.

Lexus is a made up and trademarked word. If they want it to be irregular then it is. It’s cute how triggered you are though, darling.