“I wonder if the orange fella has any remorse “

Narrator: He doesn’t.  

Oh lort. I would walk the fuck out of that dealership in a fucking heartbeat. 

Yeah, not seeing the proof that the Mythbusters were wrong. They said it was possible, but idiotic.

Which is exactly the same conclusion here. 

OK Boomer. 

The three of them are in a loving, polyamorous triad. 

“ It isn’t where she grew up (like Luke) and she may have never even been there”

I think the closest she got was in orbit around Tatooine. I don’t think she was ever dirtside.  She maybe could have buried Leia’s in a remnant of Alderaan.... but that would be weird. 

Would have been awesome if he got stuck for a time as red-eyed Threepio until R2 could restore him.

That would have paid off the drama of “Fuck, this reboot thing could fuck him up bad... but we have no choice.”

“You have to set up the rules and tell us what they are before you can change them for dramatic effect. If suddenly a character can do a thing they’ve never done before, and it doesn’t even seem amazing to that character or anyone around them, then it feels like it’s strictly a plot contrivance.”

ALL OF THE THIS.…

“Hey Rey, I’m force sensitive”
- word of JJ Abrams 

Does he just not know how to sit in chairs? 

Nacho cheese flavored “water”.

Just rinse it off, it’ll be fine. 

And none of it was worth the electrons it took to transmit. I want my 20 mins back. 

Why would someone write something so wrong yet so loud?

That was exhausting to read partway through. I lacked the fortitude to get through it. 

Not in my experience. My wife’s a member through her mom, and I got a tow without her present. 

To clarify: The love interest Steve was unnecessary.

As a character, he was OK. WW wasn’t super funny overall, it was generally dour from what I recall. It had amusing moments, (like Aquaman did) but overall it was fine. 

WW1 was alright (the third act was meh, and Steve is unnecessary), Shazam was fun, and Aquaman was aggressively stupid.

The rest of the DCEU was too dark and sad looking to hook me. 

“ but destroy him?”

“They have a tachyon cannon that in five minutes will be used to involuntarily teleport me to their lab, where they will destroy me.”

The cannon didn’t destroy him.  

That’s the thing though.

Million dollars is *hypercar* territory. Your Zondas and P1s and Veyrons and shit. This can’t sniff those jocks.  

This, for all intents and purposes is a 150k car with a body kit. It shouldn’t be more than LFA money (which was ridiculous to begin with). Cult following or not (And I’d argue…

Three. They’ve likely sold three.

One of which was an extremely precocious 12 year old that put a deposit down with his dad’s credit card.