I could have roasted marshmallows over that sentence.

If I had marshmallows. Or even really liked marshmallows. 

Hook it to my veins. I need more clever writing that #stickstosports.

I mean, why even bother if all the articles here are going to be: 
A GAME WAS PLAYED
Sports Team A played Sports Team B, and when time ran out, Sports Team B prevailed by scoring more point units than Sports Team A. After the game, the coach of Sports…

Jizzmodo too blue? 

“ this shit is WAY too white for even me”

I’m basically a saltine. This is too white for *me*.  Overly Jesusy people freak me out.  

But what direction?

North. Then West. 

FlavorAid, but yes. ;) 

*Daffy. 

The second guy is the one that shot her. The first dude didn’t get her before he got stabbed in the face.

She wrestled his shotty away, then turned in the doorway and got shot by dude #2. 

BUT NOT THE CHICAGO KIND. THAT WAY LIES SPORTS. 

The interstate commerce clause doesn’t allow you to break the laws of the jurisdiction you enter. If CA was trying to regulate commerce in other states, then it might apply.

You’re saying that because “interstate commerce”, CA should be forced to have dirty trucks on its roads? I can’t imagine there’s a lot of courts…

Definitely this. 100%.

If I wanted to go somewhere that just “did sports”, I’d go to ESPN. But that’s boring AF.

Also, Bring Splinter Back. You say “No politics”! here.... and then take away the politics specific blog. 

“California does not allow non-CARB-compliant vehicles to enter California, for instance” 

“There actually are check-points. They are called “weigh stations” most of the time,”

If you’re talking about Trucks, sure. You stated the former though. CHP doesn’t inspect passenger vehicles. You’re being disingenuous. What…

Its Gallup.

Their methodology is probably “We asked 100 Registered Voters in areas with no cell service, what they thought the biggest problem facing the country was”

Gallup and Rasmussen are two of the worst polling companies for bias. 

“California does not allow non-CARB-compliant vehicles to enter California, for instance”

<Citation Needed>

Perhaps for new *residents* of CA that are trying to register a vehicle, but there’s no mandatory “CARB check” at the CA border.  

I’m looking forward to Diablo 4: Do You Not Have Phones? edition.

Maybe a Regal with a C8 engine and a 6-speed?

Nah. It’d be an Enclave with an LS1 and a CVT. Just cause we can’t have anything nice.

“It is INDEED FO4 FO:NV in Space”

FTFY. ;) 

It basically *is* Fallout in Space, with a packet of Firefly-ade poured into the punchbowl. :) 

Fucking Sealions and their sockpuppet friends right?

You have far more patience than I.

Duder probably jerks off to Ayn Rand fanfiction.

We bought a 2013 Tiguan, and while we were having it serviced at CarMax, they gave us a 2017 Nissan Rogue as a loaner.

I couldn’t wait to get the Tiguan back. The Rogue was garbage. Garbage engine, garbage CVT, garbage interior...