Goddamn baseball umpires are such fragile little bitches. 

Nah, he was a pioneer that effed up and paid the price.

Rule #17: Don’t play games with the highly unstable plutonium core.

Pete’s just a condiment in the Warren-Castro sandwich I want.

“literally the first thing you learn in any intro to economics class is that economics is not a zero-sum game. “

I think that’s actually the first lesson in Econ 102: Intro to Macroeconomics.

So many chodes don’t get past Micro, and that colors their increasingly inaccurate worldview.  

“what happened to all the ethnic italian communities in the NYC metro area”

Meatball on Meatball violence if TV has taught me anything. They wiped themselves out over cannoli and horse heads.  

Its not just you. He totally looks shooped into that image. The shadows and lighting are all weirdly off. 

WHy not start at the *end* of clones for “episode 1", ROTS and fall of Anakin as Episode II, and the extermination of the Jedi and Rise of Vader as III.

We didn’t need “THIS IS TENSE” podracing. 

Yeah, no.

I was there for opening night. We had to drive 2+ hours to get there (I remember it vividly, I was working in Shithole Central Nevada, and we drove to Reno to see it. Closest theater was there.) I even remember the film *breaking* in the second before Maul ignited his second blade. #riot

Because of the film…

TLJ is #2 behind ESB. I haven’t had as much fun at a SW movie since there.

With the sole exception of #spaceLeia.

I even enjoyed Solo more than ANY of the prequels. R1 was better than ANY of the prequels.

Basically, the prequels are unwatchable garbage. 

But why is it yelloooo ...oooh my gawd. :( 

#potatoe

If we hadn’t taken the house back in ‘18, we’d be at war with Iran now. 

Right? Dubya was dumb but relatively “good”.

Trump is dumb and actively malevolent. 

So if we do the math, he’s a (M)((Asshole)^2)

Yeah, but its a Dry Heat.

Our climate can be brutal in the summer, but we only really have 2 seasons. Cool, and Jesus Fuck its Hot.

But, at least we’re not The South. Where its not only hot, but humid and racist. ;)

Arizona Cardinals
Tennessee Titans

Welcome to Who’s Country is it Anyway, where Satire is indistinguishable from truth and everything is made up. 

What the actual fuck?

This was completely unexpected, much like optimism about the Browns. 

#bestrosaryever

Or even worse, those dudes that wave their coats or whatever and people fall down like they’ve been hit by a bowling ball.

That shit’s legit terrifying to me... that people *believe* that bullshit.