Watch? Meh. I’ll hear it coming long before I can see it. 

“According to the Huffington Post, the photo was taken at an annual political picnic in McConnell’s home state of Kentucky—the same picnic, in fact, where the official Team Mitch Twitter account tweeted out an equally charming photoof opponent Amy McGrath’s name on a gravestone.”

Can you not read yo?  

Also: Pretty damn true. 

“I watched this movie, and this kid has everything he needs to be a Giants QB. He’s white, doofy looking, and has a noodle for an arm.” - David Gettleman 

“The people on here must be a product of the broken US public education system. “

proceeds to misspell Kool-Aid and Poisoned.

It all checks out. Trump Supporters are literal morons.

Also: How the shit is this not grey? 

“Earlier this summer, Christian ‘humor’ site The Babylon Bee (think of it as The Onion, if the blog catered to the far-right and employed only inept, unfunny bloggers)“

This is the most correct take I’ve seen with respect to the Babylon Bee.  

That’s fair. If it were up to me I’d x out anyone not named Warren. ;) 

And this, a Ferrari Wizard’s Sleeve:

I jump in it. 

Inslee and Buttigieg can go too. Also Biden.

I’ve given up on ungreying. I don’t even ask anymore and am convinced its a thing that only happens to other people.

And tomato. 

I mean, we know he’s a big fan of the brownshirts.

Enough to try to start the Brownpants Brigade.

Welcome to Drew Lock
He is not a clown
Watch him throw the ball
Before he’s brought down
There they have some rules
from dudes of renown
Don’t throw INTs, rule the line
and we’ll play along fine
Drew Lock is the perfect Qyoob.

The Hat is god tier “fast” food.

I miss the fuck out of their chili cheese fries. 

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said. 

“Have your shoes on when the flight you’re on is landing or taking off. Statistically that’s when bad stuff happens and you don’t want to be in bare feet for an evacuation.”

DON’T TAKE YOUR GODDAMN SHOES OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU NASTY FUCK.  

Exquisite. 

I mean, broken taillight, maybe she didn’t know.... oh. Oh my god.

Fuck that twat. 

We could give him the viking send-off that he deserves:

Actually, I think my go-to line will be “I don’t really care, do u?”

That, or “womp-womp.”