They should get one more.

Dude, you’re a “billionaire” in LONDON.

Go get something bespoke FFS. Saville Row is RIGHT THERE. 

“If it was up to me, I’d repeal NAFTA, withdraw from GATT and impose 100% tariffs on all goods made in low wage Third World countries “

Its really a good thing that its not up to you then isn’t it?

As the US stands now, this would absolutely cripple our economy and hurt everyone that’s not making $100k a year. We…

Trump will never be anything more than a little dinghy. 

“It doesn’t take millions of dollars to move it,”

Considering its in the Dock for repairs... which would have to be stopped while the ship was moved out of sight. And then re-started again once Donnie Two-Scoops’ precious fee-fees were back in the States, yes. It could conceivably cost millions of dollars to move the…

“He was milkshaked “

This feels awkward. I think I might prefer “He was Milkshook”.  

Sir, this is an Arby’s. 

She *is* all about the Base. Bout that Base, Bout that Base, no Liberals. 

He wasn’t bleeding a bit from his ear, so it couldn’t possibly be suspendable.

It wasn’t even a 5 min major.... 

Quick answer: He’s white.

Quick, amusing answer: The cops didn’t know who the guns belonged to... the owner was Incognito...

Sounds deep... but it came right after: “How should I eat this tapioca?” 

“not giving a fuck, so long as my family is alright.”

Sadly, this is where I’m at at this point. Middle-aged, white male, white collar, straight, married homeowner.  

I’m the republican wet dream... except I’m a socialist. I can pass for a right winger though. I’ll be fine. 

That had to be worth at least 3 and a half blerns. 

Dude, have you just tried not being a repugnant shitbag? I mean... this is sorta extreme, maybe, I dunno... just be less of an asshole?

No? Its the face? Ok, you do you incellimus prime. 

That’s fantastic. I’ll have to get into that one with my doc. 

Agreed. I used to use the pocket sized Primatene Mist ones. But then ephedrine got banned. Had to switch to Combivent. Then I got me some Symbicort, which honestly changed my life. My insurance prefers ProAir as a rescue, but it sucks, so I had to eat the extra cost for Ventolin (which is *almost* as good as the old…

But... it probably gets a whole different subset of creepy male gazing. 

Blah. ProAir can eat a whole bag of dicks. I don’t know who designed that, but it has less pressure in the spray than a... Its early, I can’t think of an appropriate metaphor.

I appreciate the information though :) ProAir just hasn’t worked well for me. 

Donk is dead.

Long live Donk. 

“As an asthmatic I was ecstatic when a generic albuterol inhaler became available again recently”