I’ve eaten at the Culver’s there. I still have PTSD from the thought of someone messing with my cheese curds. 

Laugh only after you yourself have walked the mean streets of Stoughton, Wisconsin. 

Exactly this.  This is why you’re allowed to go bird hunting near populated spaces.

“As any duck hunter will tell you, the dispersed pattern of tiny shotgun pellets is more effective at hitting small moving targets than the single bullet from other firearms.”

I thought statehood had consistently won the vote in internal PR votes/referenda? Perhaps I’m misinformed, off to google.

They’re also not swinging a very big bat here given that the island is fucking bankrupt and owes billions to U.S. investment funds.

Nah, britain was almost entirely a naval and commerce empire with almost no standing army. It might have worked better in terms of blockades or attacking a nation that actually needed supplies or easy access to boat travel (i.e. a caribbean nation) but the american colonies were pretty much self-sufficient by the 18th…

I can’t wait for the hot takes to roll into Splinter calling Gov. Rossello an idiot for raising to Donald Trump’s bait, and how terrible of a move he made responding to Trump’s trolling...

Night Editor? Hmm....seems more like Night Janitor who typed a crappy blog.

> Starting with the President and working your way down is equivalent to taking a gorgeous mahogany coffee table with details carved into the legs, and tossing it into an industrial wood chipper

I think there’s something to be said for being able to sell things. And like it or not, Joe Biden is a really solid salesperson. Yeah, he’s essentially Hillary Clinton when you get into his voting record, but unlike Hillary he can talk to people who aren’t dead inside policy wonks. After what we’ve got, I’ll take it.…

All of whom kinja bloggers continuously slander as non-electable.

But what if we tried bitching on the internet while holding out for a perfectly woke progressive unicorn candidate? Surely that will work this time!

And thus begins the proud tradition of eating our own, 2020 edition.

I’ve got a great idea!

I guess you can confidently say he won’t refuse to run...

HEY PEOPLE, I’m not defending Joe, stop replying to me that Joe sucks. I don’t give a fuck and will instantly dismiss that shit. There is an entire article to your point right up there. ^^

OK. But again, who is the person we should get behind? Bernie?

So... when he’s in the primary, you fight - hard - for a more progressive candidate. If he wins the primary anyway, you vote for him and you fight - even harder - for him to win the general. Then you work within your party for progressive values next time round. And you keep working, and keep voting. And repeat. This…