where the hell are the dancing cats?

haha, physics lab, we're building a pretty simple circuit with capacitors. for some reason we aren't getting discharge, jason looks down, waves his hand over the board (to disperes the smoke) 'oops, backwards'. so he drops it in the bucket of caps and grabs another one (doh!). i hope he didn't get into quality control.

not to mention that Verizon was pretty much at ground zero... even our training switch (CO in a trailer) was sent up to NY to help out. I got 2 calls in the repair center on sep 11 01, our switches weren't down but the SoE required us to stop service except for A lines, and essential trunks.

used to hear lots of stores back in my telco days about early splices and follies.

@barrywoods: yeah, maybe giz can cover that under 'recent tech' (where is the gizmodo military page, the military gets some fo the coolest gadgets evar!)

i assumed this is an evolution of the advanced fire control systems of the apache. the gunner needs only to move his head and the chin gun will turn with him/her. as well they can launch hellfires and (somewhat) redirect the missles to alternate targets. all from tracking the head movements of the helmet and it's…

@Future Retro: She was just reading the free ebook titled "Fingering"

i am tech support, please call me with your credit card numbaz and the name of your 1st pet if you need any assitsance. sincerely, nigerian prince tegronin

@Chris Guthrie: those pesky decimal points will get you everytime. now, to add leading zeros...

so evidently that phone is good for 0-28000 feet, and cold conditions? so it went almost as high as everest? shouldn't we launch rockets from there instead?

@MacAttack: look at sean connery, he's like 200 and still the best james bond.

@noodle: what a great way for me to injure myself and cause lots of property damage! now to find this on DIY network...

it would be cool to see iron man gadget videos done at home... ala Ratchet and Clank ads, like with the sheep gun.

where is the kid in watermelon? i read the entire article and there is no pic of kid in watermelon. tegronin knows what his 3 year old is doign this weekend!

@spacemonkey: yup, i mis-mentioned it as 'delta force 2000' the best line "the good guys always win, even in the end." i used to play 'Megaforce' with my tanks and army men whan i was 7.

@tegronin: sorry that shoudl be megaforce

Delta Force 2000 (w barry bostwick?) FLYING motorcycles!

the perfect accompaniment to bacon, burger, or sand in a can.

@biggreencleanmachine: you mean after he returned from his first trip to the future? obviously bill gates created time travel devices.

@Arken: it's all just based on repetetive motion. i refused to learn proper techniques when i was 8 and i type way faster than anyone i know who does. of course i also skip lots of punctuation and caps.