Joe, please meet another TF sock puppet.

Hmmm. Lose conservative Democrats who would throw people under the bus where it matters most in districts they’re slowly (or not so slowly) losing anyway, or... potentially set a dangerous precedent for future corrupt Presidents thereby allowing propagation of such actions for decades to come by staking everything on…

I was going to star your comment, but you’re at 69 likes and it just seems intrinsically wrong, so:

Keep fucking that chicken.

Troll on troll violence is my favorite type of Kinja 

“Don’t break into someone’s house and then shoot him” doesn’t seem like an especially impossible standard.

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.

This has to be frustrating. Elway has yelled at him so many times that he's nearly horse.

I think a jackass bit him

“At a drunken dorm party, a little pedophilia might seem like harmless fun. But this time...”

Hey Shane. I know you created a burner account to comment on that other A.V. Club story on you. I want you to know that I’m Chinese, and I think the things you said about my people and my culture are really, really shitty.

Ah, but you’re missing the entire point. These people don’t need to learn humility because they are never wrong and therefore have no need to be humble about anything.

The neoconservative New York Post columnist John Podhoretz wandered around in an orange Lacoste shirt and sensible shoes. He finally quit Twitter in March, after several unsuccessful attempts, following a joke about bombing NYU. “Twitter is only good for people until they get around 75,000 followers,” he said. “And…

Your example isn’t the same. If you classify yourself as “Uber” in that scenario you’d have to set the prices for their food and then take a cut of every sale.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

“I’ve also never had my butt run into by my own team’s quarterback, resulting in a fumble that was returned for a touchdown by the opposing defense. That was the O-lineman’s butt. My butt had nothing to do with it. People forget that,” continued Mark Sanchez.

What am I, an idiot? I used the Oxford English Dictionary, obviously.

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists.