"Goldifrocks, the judges were very impressed by your thick, creamy… porridge. Condragulations, you're the winner of this challenge."

Yeah, nobody could blame you for that.

Can we talk about how Wendy Williams suddenly looks like Jenna Maroney? What the hell kind of work did she get done?

oh my fucking god you are so right about Judith Funnie. If only she had the sunglasses.

I can't decide if it would be a good idea to mention that or not. Like on the one hand it would be a great opportunity to be like, "hey this thing was dumb, my bad!" and on the other hand like… this show is already not super racially sensitive at the best of times, maybe it's better to leave it alone.

I'm part of the Official Jiggly Defense Squad. She was definitely a disaster but she's a good performer with a distinct personality and her talking heads were cute.

I wouldn't say this is the first time it's happened. Remember that Pearl vs. Fame Demi Lovato debacle?

I wonder if the producers worry about what Liza would say. I recall someone mentioning Phi Phi wanted to be Lindsay Lohan on S4 originally and the producers vetoed it saying LL would definitely sue.

It's hard to really dislike Jaymes, she clearly has a character and an idea of what she's doing, she just maybe needed some more time to cook before they put her on TV.

I think especially after last season, which was a much smaller cast than usual, this one feels waaay overstuffed.

Kimora's shit is SO tacky, and not even in a fun Alyssa Edwards kind of way.

it's crazy how she walks the line between exaggerated femininity and beauty. she's like if Bianca painted juuust a smidge softer.

Eh, I dunno, I liked this episode okay. It was nice to have an episode with actual competitive stakes again, and the runway looks were, for the most part, really stunning. Coupla thoughts:

Don't know if she's been mentioned in the comments already, but imo no list of great female cartoonists is complete without Meredith Gran: http://www.octopuspie.com/

Right? And not only that, flamboyance itself is seen as an asset. God, and how rare is something like that.

See, I feel the opposite way. I feel like most depictions of gay men in pop culture have to be really bland and palatable for a mainstream audience. I mean, part of the reason I love drag race so much is that every contest is so flamboyant!

She definitely gave off some "trying to communicate she's being kidnapped with only her eyes" vibes. Still, I'm sure she got paid well.

Right?? It's nuts! Considering the source material, (and the fact that apparently the author was much more involved in the process this time around) I guess there's only so much they could do about the storytelling, but some of the filmmaking choices were just so inept. I haven't seen the first movie, but this one…

Or why they all ended in weird cuts mid-coitus?

I actually saw this movie in theaters (while drunk and stoned out of my mind to be fair), and I would like to point out the existence of a scene the review left out, because I found it utterly hilarious: