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teenytinycornteeth
teenytinycornteeth

I really feel like the worst thing a barista could do to anyone participating in this “statement” is fill their order just like they would any other customer.

I think Michael Shannon is physically incapable of giving a bad performance. He carried Revolutionary Road on his shoulders.

I went to Catholic school and was told that Adam and Eve weren’t real. It was just a story.

Every political thread with everyone boohooing, I’m like “I AM EATING MY FEELINGS CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHARE THESE NACHOS WITH ME?” People be talkin too much, not orderin enough dips!

Fun fact: none of those people you mentioned had nukes.

None of those guys had access to nuclear weapons.

We didn’t have nuclear weapons then. We have just allowed someone, who thinks Putin is just fantastic, to possess the nuclear codes.

But it being California, there are eleventy million propositions to vote on. Hell, one of them is to repeal the death penalty - something I would expect him to support, considering the racial bias in its application.

This may kill Skip Bayless.

I’m fine with not having proof one way or the other.

Don’t cut that cord folks. I didn’t realize it , but without ESPN you don’t get to hear the same 8 guys yell at each other about the same 3 stories on 6 “different” shows all damn day every day. Uh Oh Richard Sherman was impolite to a reporter/league office, now I don’t get to hear about that for a damn week.

The downfall of ESPN started with the TMZification of sports.

When my first child turned xx months old (I don’t remember exactly) I realized how I had kept using milestones to makr everything, like, ok, my wife is 4 months pregnant and everything seems normal, we can go ahead and tell people; or ok, safe delivery, yea!; or, made it to 3 months, not sure if this quirk is

Who the hell is this asshole? He lists himself as the CEO of a company and the COO of another, but neither has tweeted in over a year. What fucking planet are we even living on anymore?

I actually think the “hang’ em all high and let god sort’em out” take is terrible because it presupposes that, other than a rogue program (like Baylor) here and there, everything is mostly just fine at other schools. If you just isolate and destroy the bad ones, then what you’re left with must be pretty functional!

I live in Austin and am a pretty big Texas Longhorns fan, but I know quite a few Baylor fans around here as well. A (thankfully) small number of them have accused me of only wanting to pile on a rival’s misfortune whenever I vehemently discuss this matter. To them, I say that I’ve worked in a domestic violence shelter

You weren’t alive in 1984, were you? Because losing in 7 would be plenty Cubs.

because if he put that glass down it would tip over.

I went as enthusiastic consent and spent 99% of my time explaining the costume.

This isn’t Gawker and Denton’s not running for President.