teenytinycornteeth
teenytinycornteeth
teenytinycornteeth

But if you’re a small theatre company in Chicago, reviews are how you get the word out to get people TO your production.

I used to be the artistic director of a teeny company in Chicago and we would audibly groan when we heard Hedy was coming to review our shows. Her focus rarely seemed to be on the merits of the production and more than a handful of times I’ve seen her announce how much she dislikes a play before the show even starts.

This statement really put the nail in the coffin as it insulted not ONLY LGBTQ couples but straight couples with IVF children. Look, I already fought off the old Catholic ladies worried that my gorgeous, incredible IVF conceived daughter “didn’t have a soul”, I don’t need assholes like D&G calling her a “chemistry

Are you and Darnell Brown dating? You’ve really done a great job of bringing the shitshow to this thread.

God bless my Old Navy wide leg linen pants. Worn and washed AT LEAST a hundred times and still lookin good. They are my faves.

Aren’t you dumbasses the ones who demand that the market drive social and political decisions? Boycotting a brand for saying you aren’t worthy of human rights isn’t childish, it’s sending a message that affects them monetarily - the only thing they care about. You can understand that.

Here come the Trumpets!

A thousand times this. And is no one participating in a little rim action?

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For. Sho. My very first boyfriend was five years older than me, 20 dating a 15. I’m not sure why my parents went for it except that a) they didn’t know his age on our first date and b) he was very polite and respectful and yes ma’am and no sir and all that.

Did a google search for “beautiful chickens” NOT DISAPPOINTED.

I’m a meat eater and I’ve seen all kinds of butchering but that doesn’t mean I have to seek it out on a Tuesday afternoon. And to me, there’s something really...off about people like this guy who just get a real thrill out of killing animals in order to a) shock people b) laugh at people who are offended or c) hang

Yes. I unfortunately had to have a D&C, which is what an abortion is, when my baby lost its heartbeat at 13 weeks. Thank God I was able to go to my hospital and didn’t have to endure the bullshit of protesters at a Planned Parenthood. Mnemophylax I’m sorry for your sister’s loss. Take care of each other.

A bet a quick survey would reveal we all know one or more complete assholes who became cops solely for the power, and/or easily coerced sexual contact. I know one very well and try to avoid being in the same state as he is at all times.

Every time I pass by it on Directv I think....should? Should I just watch fifteen minutes and see if her inner goddess is mentioned? Just for a laugh? But I’m never. able. to do it.

SPOILS SPOILS SPOILS SPOILS:

Listen to me. I was in the fanfiction game back when people were still using AOL Instant Messenger. Would you like to know the subject?

If you don’t laugh at the Moth Joke...we’re probably not going to get along as people.

Is there a law, like Poe’s Law or something for when someone, in the midst of JAQing says “You don’t know anything about my race/sex/religion/beliefs!” because it usually signals that your assumptions about them being a racist a-hole are RIGHT on the money.