I love Vanderpump Rules and all the Housewives shows, even Married To Medicine, but forgive me Lord, Southern Charm does nothing for me. I really can’t find anyone to root for, and no one who’s even fun to hate because they’re just so blah. Patricia isn’t nearly the fun haughty Bitch that Lisa Vanderpump is, Katherine…

Also, I love the hilarious, naive “everything will go generic soon enough!” attitude. I had to quit taking Nuvigil, which was helping me with depression/anxiety based insomnia because it was cost prohibitive and my insurance felt that I didn’t need as much as my doctor prescribed (because, you know, they know me and…

I remember as a teenager actually laying on the floor of my bathroom, curled in a ball, counting down the seconds to when the advil would take effect...and man there is NOTHING like that moment you unfurl yourself and realize...oh man...the pain is stopping...it’s STOPPED! And then I would sleep the sleep of…

Dang it, friend. That sucks so bad. And I hope you find some relief soon...somehow. My period was a roasting beast all through my teens and twenties .... late thirties it just started to settle down. I’m in my forties now and while I’m overweight with saggy boobs and one eye a little smaller than the other, I can say…

I’ve told my coworker this. She’s an assistant for a higher up at our company, and he travels the world, so he’s calling her all the time with things to do. Called her on her honeymoon, called her while she was out sick...he calls her at 3:00 in the morning and gets pissy if she doesn’t answer the phone. I feel bad…

I worked as a temp at a super popular cool kids business in Chicago that rhymed with Ploupon. And they had this “amazing” and “progressive” leave policy where YOU the employee got to decide how much vacation and sick time you were allowed. The key was how it was phrased. “Have you really busted your ass and earned…

What about rehab? I had to go into the hospital for medical detox off of pain medication and then needed some serious psychological treatment and withdrawl time after that. All in all I missed five weeks of work. Luckily it was a smallish company and I actually worked in HR so they worked out some sort of “short term…

I love how the girl automatically smiles every time she turns to the camera. LIke, “this is comedy right? We’re having a good time here, right?”

You need to really closely look at Tom Hardy’s tattoos. I love that man maybe more than some of my blood relatives, and I would lick him from head to toe on a 90 degree day...but lord a’mighty, his tats are THE. WORST. My husband said that he’s quickly approaching Russian Mobster Prison Tat territory.

I’d pretty much cut my arm off for a guy who’d be willing to partake in that in a pre-agreed upon matter. That’s hot to me. But it seems strange to bring up via text in a “tee hee what are your fantasies” chat. BDSM and non-con fantasy is something you discuss face to face.

::kneeling::

Maybe it’s renewed by Kristi Yamaguchi’s incredible, timeless tweet last week.

That’s because it’s VINYARD. A field full of beautiful, well muscled bald men with bronzed skin.

I should preface this with saying I do not watch this show (although I may now because it sounds fascinating) but I’m curious as to how all of this jives with what we’ve discussed on Jez (I believe as a reaction to the Sansa scene on Game of Thrones) before about popular culture using rape to round out a male…

My husband is in Shanghai right now. Before he left, we were facetiming with my parents who asked him if the new travel restrictions/no laptops or tablets, etc, had an effect on his travel and my husband laughed at them saying “No, I don’t travel to the Middle East, none of this stuff affects me.” But for how long?…

Between 1979 and 2013, wages for the top 1% grew by 138%, while wages for the bottom 90% of earners grew by only `15%.

What the ever living FUCK is that all about? Since when do we publish victim’s criminal records?? I mean, I realize this is the POST we’re talking about but seriously?

Someone posted on their facebook the other day that those who feel Trump is a tyrant don’t understand that we just ESCAPED a tyrant, that living under Obama was the real tyranny. And i so so so so badly wanted to ask him for the examples of the tyranny under Obama. What exactly happened to restrict your freedom of…

So if its such a wonderful, clean, 100% necessary and perfectly safe pipeline, why did the good people of Bismarck fight to keep it out of their city? What’s the difference between Bismarck and Standing Rock populations? Is it age? Is it money...there must be something that makes Bismarck more important...I can’t put…

I mean, I guess I’m the only one not celebrating this. All this means is he’s telling these people “remember how you wanted to stick it to Obama and the libs? This is your last chance” and that will turn all the no votes to yes. I don’t know, I guess maybe I’ve just been beaten down by one too many “oh man, this is…