even worse “I wanted to protect the graze”. If I may quote Peter Griffin: “It insists upon itself.” It’s why I hate Josh Groban and Julia Roberts and its why I feel uncomfortable about Tom Hiddleston.

I also enjoy the “she was given an explanation” because it’s so intrinsically male. “Listen, doll. We told you why what you’re doing displeases us and that should be enough. Trust your old man.”

Let me say that you are ON FIRE tonight Matisyahu. I’ve been laughing very hard at this whole comment section. And man do I need it.

You’d better be fucking lying motherfucker. I can’t live in a world where people are eating fried damn eggs with their hands. I CAN’T. I’VE BEEN PUSHED TO THE EDGE AND THIS IS SENDING ME RIGHT THE HELL OVER.

this is precisely what enrages me about all of the Bravo shows. they go to the COOLEST, most beautiful looking restaurants and always end up fighting and leaving before the first bite of food. Let’s see the menu, do you need reservations? What’s the price point? I need a reality show with a tribe like me and my…

Thank you. I was going to say that I don’t even want to be associated with anyone, woman or man who demands that I take their side in every situation/fight/friendship, up to and including ending existing relationships because she’s decided she’s done with that person. If you’re not strong enough to be angry and hate…

MMhmm. I’m sure this is 100% true. How many people are sitting with you in the room, telling you that they were for sure caused pain? Because that’s the only way you could know. And it’s weird that none of those people have showed up to have your back. Or did they faint dead away and are now on the laudanum to try and…

Don’t you dare. Don’t you dare say something bad about Jim Gaffigan, or even suggest such a thing.

I think its super great that he’s so desperate to have sex that he’ll ask out any woman he’s attracted to. I mean hey, they’re all the same, right? Just a hole for your dick and then you can leave. It’s not like her feelings on the matter are anything to consider. Sure, you might have zero in common, complete…

wanna know how I know you’re not Jewish?

Amen. And listen, I know people who have had horrible, life changing injuries on snowmobiles, skis, bikes. But as this thread goes on I’m seeing that we want kids to stop sledding, too? Look, my husband broke his arm ice skating. It’s possible. We still go ice skating all the time. I slipped three discs and needed…

This reminds me of a tweet I saw about that godawful Patriot’s Day movie. Someone said the dumbest line ever was “They messed with the wrong city.” as if any other American city would have said “this is fine.”

Well here’s Jeb Bush speaking about how awesome she’s going to be, but I think he must be reading about a different woman -

My grandmother made sandwiches for the entire 1963 Bears team while my grandpa won money off them playing gin. My whole family is made up of die hard Bears fans....even when they suck. It’s how I became closer to my father as a girl and I am proud of it to this day. You don’t have a unique hold on on generational…

Is that....is that something guys like? Because I’m trying to spice up my marriage.

My favorite supposedly sincere and not tongue in cheek facebook post today was a woman from my mother’s church who said “What I love about the Patriots most is how humble they are in victory. Congrats!” Because it is an older woman who makes coffee at a methodist church I did not respond with an all caps WTF ARE YOU…

The house we were at, when we saw Eleven, literally every single person screamed out loud and threw our hands in the air. For those in here saying it was no better than a SyFy channel movie: a)you’re dumb. b) I think you really have to be someone who was alive and a fan of supernatural/horror films of the 80s to get…

Why are we doing this? Why can’t there be more than one wonderfully talented, amazing stage performer? Why do we have to pit them all against each other? I mean, I realize that there’s been some tension and obvious Madonna v Gaga issues, but a) Madonna, who is one of my idols, has to remember she’s no spring chicken…

I feel like i missed the satanic ritual pushing the dark globalist agenda though. Can anyone fill me in on the particulars?

Also Cho? No. I mean, I get that as an SJW we’re supposed to love her and god bless the barriers she’s kicked in the face, but she’s done some super questionable/sketchy shit that wasn’t funny and she and Silverman both just strike me as “look how fucking shocking and inappropriate I can be 100% of the time” and it…