Sorry that your relationships have all been terrible, but you don’t have to take out your insecurities on everyone else. I trust my husband and wouldn’t give a shit. He goes to Mexico without me, I go to Hawaii without him. We take turns having time off from work, and kids, and responsibilities, and support and trust…

He wasn’t on a weekend break.  He was on a business photo shoot for the brand he markets.  But hey, Jezebel is in the process of becoming the DailyMail. 

He looks like he’s hanging out with friends, that’s it. Nothing more. And there was nothing about any of those bathing suits (particularly the one that they singled out) that was “skimpy”. They were just regular bathing suits. Good grief.

I am a food server, and I never even approach the customers or my co-workers personal space without letting them know first. I’m going to set this here, take that from there, behind you, etc. It’s great you are acknowledging their body autonomy. I think knowing what’s coming probably makes it less scary for them than…

My dad used to do it to me and my brothers. You grab around the front of someone’s leg, just above the knee, and squeeze hard. I think it hits major nerves on either side of your leg? It hurts in the weirdest way. Painful, but also you want to scream and giggle? I think I peed my pants once. It’s one of the most…

Is the answer “When the private equity idiots who run your website now are inexplicably convinced that following the 2010 BuzzFeed model is your path to success”?

“Black and white, young and old, straight and LGBTQ...friends, strangers, people I meet on the street.”

Totally tame. I think that tabloid is trying to make it into something scandalous because his friend is pretty and in a bathing suit.

Fortunately, I am English and was privately educated. This has had the immense benefit of making me utterly repressed, such that I would never consider touching someone with whom I am not intimate. Nor do I desire others to touch me. Ever. Problem solved!

The tabloids are pretty desperate for a scandal if they had to go all the way to Eugenie and Jack. 

Simone made the best decision for herself. No medal would have been worth the potential risk of competing when you shouldn’t. She along with Suni, Jordan, Grace, MyKayla, and Jade should all be proud of themselves. I just wish Suni was going somewhere other than Auburn.

That’s just smart. I don’t know whether her decision was strong or brave (I think it was, but that’s not as relevant), but it was absolutely rational and smart. She’s going to live in that body for the rest of her life, and risking death or serious injury just for yet another medal isn’t worth it.

Uh...what? Cannot imagine living in a world where me going away with friends without my partner and/or child would be considered “odd”, at least not in the 21st century.

So married people have to do everything together now? Shit, I better tell my husband he can’t go on any more boys’ trips without me.

“Avoid touching children at all unless you are a childcare provider.”

“EXCLUSIVE: Princess Eugenie’s husband ‘more geek than gigolo’ as he poses with girls on boat.”

I am a childcare provider and I only touch children in specific ways for specific reasons. I don't give the affectionate pats I would give my own children because I don't know how they are with touching. I always ask or at least tell them "I am going to wipe your face now, okay?"

The photos look pretty tame IMO. It’s just people hanging out on a boat and posing for a picture. His arm is around her in the same way most people do in photos. 

I don’t understand why we care about Princess Eugenie, Fergie or this Jack guy. I want to know how Megan Markle is somehow responsible for this, that American invader. /s

Same PR team who wrote Matt Damon’s “I never used to say f*****”, except for____”   statement.