Anyone who questions should watch “The Good Girl”.  

As far as I know, she’s only been married twice, so not exactly Liz Taylor territory.

No matter how attractive you are, or how charming you seem, someone, somewhere, is tired of your ****.

He’s a high school junior???

Justin Theroux is alone in NYC looking for friendships you say...

I’m sure this will restart the AntiFa HQ twitter thread.

This guy is super delightful.

The famous Lucille Bluth $10 banana joke was so, so spot on.

To me, dating Jennifer Aniston is like living in Hawaii. I live in Seattle. Slogging through the rain makes me think that living in a place like Hawaii must be paradise. And yet, every time I’ve been to Hawaii, I’ve met people who live there and can’t wait to move to Seattle.

A can of tuna is $.25, eh? I love how these elites show so often how out of touch they are with the proletariat and these dumb assholes who vote for them still think they’re in the same league.

They’re both Jennifer Aniston, she's actually a really good actress and doesn't get the credit she deserves.

Yeah, while not every relationship can always end amicably, and maybe there’s too much hurt for some people to remain friends, there doesn’t have to be such contrived animosity. When my ex and I split, it was because she was unfaithful. We’ve never really talked since, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss her…

The world is so goddamned weird.

That last quote from Justin Theroux is so grown-up, I love it. Why do some people feel compelled to, as he says, take a shit on the way out? “I never really loved you!” as a parting taunt just makes me confused: it’s clearly not true, so what is gained by saying such an awful thing?

eh fuck you, pal, that’s not what it’s about at all 

This is very well put. In particular, thank you for this:

I was a runner before Covid struck (probably 3-4 days/week reliably), but the spring 2020 surge and the correlating work stress from working in health care drove me to increase my mileage and get outside every single day, regardless of temperature or weather. At a certain point, I realized that this was a coping…

was really hoping this pandemic would break us out of the current insane trajectory our country and global society was on. all that’s gone. i really see no hope for addressing climate change, no hope in addressing income inequality, no hope in addressing political corruption. it’s done. i feel jaded and hopeless about…

At one point I tried to start writing some things down, figuring I would leave it for my grandkids, if I ever have any. But it just kind of petered out, and I haven’t written anything for months. It got to be too much. How many times can I write, “I just can’t f*ing believe this”?

“There’s no life hack that gets around the knowledge your government was happy to let a vast swath of its population die, no radical acceptance of such a monumental chain of loss.”