When he did that because he “wanted to make her cry” didn’t she say something to the effect of “the only reason you would make me cry is how out of tune you are?”

I’m guessing that had Hakeem Jeffries showed up with a George Floyd mask they’d be calling him George all day too.

when i lived in illinois, carol mosely braun was my senator, and on her first day, jesse helms(may he rot in the fires that burn but do not consume) whistled dixie at her in the elevator. now i live in stl and voted for cori bush and this shit. im getting kinda fucking sick and tired of republicans disrespecting my…

The same men who insist they cannot be expected to sit through a work conference call without yanking on their dick? Consistently amazed that the world continues to let the masturbatory, emotionally stunted half run shit.

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

Physiology note: Harris may or may not have gone through menopause by 54. My great grandmother had her last child at 52, and my mother and sister both stopped menstruating around 59. I’m 49 and there doesn’t seem to be an immediate end in sight.

I’m not suggesting that any religion actually does say this

Isn’t Harris 54? Pretty sure she’s done with PMS anyway.

And do note who made up that rule: men.

Men have been fucking up this world for literal centuries. Literal. Centuries.

Men have a daily hormone cycle. Women, once a month.

What a bunch of whiny little assholes. We’ve had centuries of exclusively male leadership, even if Harris does become president life will go on. Also, if your religion tells you that ‘women voting goes against “God’s ordained order of men being the leaders”’, time to choose a new religion.

*waves the grift-o-meter over Ellen*switches setting*

I didn’t think subscription boxes were even still a thing. I was trying to figure out how she was selling a roku-like streaming box. But it’s a fucking birch box what the hell. 

I love Diana’s top in this picture so much that I would like to wear it every day for the rest of my life. That is all.

!!! We have pretty much given up on 2020. But Patti LaBelle’s son being a misogynist and a self hating gay black man is a bridge too damn far.

“What Trump built in 4 years, Biden will destroy in 4 months.”

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I agree, but they’re the kind of people who would live outside if it wasn’t unprofessional. Sometimes at our family vacations they sleep on the beach without a tent if the weather is nice enough, even though there is plenty of room for them in the houses *shrug*

lol, I would also be scared to stay in the house, but idk if camping would feel any better!