Yes, just be patient! I take it you steal all the cookies at your local bar’s trivia nights?

Considering you never did it, this is a dim comment. I loved selling girl scout cookies, even though it was always cold and raining in the PNW. It also really helped me learn about money, handling a cash register, counting back change properly, and what a sense of accomplishment it was to go home feeling like you…

FUCK YES. I’ll sometimes buy a box of those and then something else because those girls are doing their best, but the other box always gets stale in my cupboard.

Followed by a shot at Bollywood?

Same with Ted Bundy.

Exactly. Everyone has their struggles. The difference between good and bad, however, is how you treat others in spite of everything you’ve endured.

This exactly. The cognitive dissonance baffles me; we’re too weak to be viewed as the same as men, yet our power is to blame for everything they do.

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I’m so, so proud of this young generation. Between this amazing young woman and the kids from Florida fighting for gun control, I have hope for the first time since the election. Say what you want about cell phones and social media, these kids are using it in an altruistic way that gives me chills. I may cry now; hope…

You’re not too old for anything, love!

Can’t stop, won’t stop, girl!

I LOVE Katie Keight’s dress. Gimme!

I’m a big fan of Blast from the Past and Bedazzled!

That’s awful, I’m so sorry.

When I was in kindergarten (!) a little boy kissed me on the cheek during a classroom movie. I thought it was nice, after all, I liked kisses on the cheek from my mom and dad. The next day, he pulled up my dress on the playground and I went home feeling dirty. He did it twice more, and then I told him to stop. He…

And this is why next month me and me beau are headin’ to the courthouse and telling everyone afterward. Weddings have gotten so insane.

So true. I lived in an apartment in college that backed up to an alley and the first few nights I heard what sounded like slabs of sheet metal being drug across the ground. I finally realized it was cats fighting. No way would I get in the middle of that hellish chaos.

This needs way more stars. Well done.

That’s fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi and that is humiliating to do to someone on live television. The fact that he’s a designer makes it even worse because he, of all people, should be interested in the dress, not her breasts.

Fine, but Washington needs to annex Portland then. I’d be cool with that. They can have the rest of this white supremacy state.