I had a college boyfriend who tried to pull this shit on me. I broke up with him after so much manipulative shit. The next day I was driving to my parents’ house to get away for a few days and he called saying if I didn’t turn around, he’d kill himself. I called my mom and she convinced me to ignore it and keep…

The difference is that Schumer said she believes the victim, Dunham straight up shouted “I KNOW HIM, HE DIDN’T DO IT,” as if she had been in the room.

You hope women stop calling out inappropriate behavior soon so you don’t have to think about it? Cool.

Setting aside the horror of this account...why didn’t he just pop Viagra like every other old dude? He chose to inject his penis all the time?

something my friends and I always used to say, “this guy, this fucking guy...”

thank you. I feel for all of us who’ve had to confront uncomfortable situations, but at the end of the day, we DO have agency. He didn’t prevent her from leaving or threatened to ruin her; she should’ve put her clothes on and left.

Dumbest thing I’ve done sober: taking a new bus route and being hyper-vigilant most of the way, but deciding I don’t need to pay such close attention, only to miss my stop and go over the Burnside Bridge in Portland and have to walk back over it in December an explaining to my boss why I was 20 minutes late. My boss…

I’d say that’s totally fair, but he chose to wear a pin with the hashtag. If he didn’t know what it was or didn’t care, he shouldn’t have put on the pin.

Fuck this douchebag. He would still be employed and thriving at Google if he hadn’t circulated that offensive memo via company channels. He didn’t lose his job because Google is prioritizing minority hires, he lost it because he wrote and disseminated a backwards-ass diatribe. If it wasn’t so frustrating, it would be…

Seriously? It’s not a hard question. His pin literally says “Time’s Up.”

As a native Washingtonian who now lives in Oregon, I find it hilarious and ridiculous how Oregonians think pumping gas is some sort of special skill. I remember when I first moved here for college and started seeing a guy who grew up in Oregon and he told me, “I like a girl who can pump her own gas, it’s hot. Oregon…

I like this idea. I must confess that though I call myself a feminist, I haven’t read The Bell Jar and a bunch of other iconic feminist texts.

I can’t help but think it’s selfish in this day and age to have that many children. Granted, they have a bunch of money, but they should really adopt now. 5 biological children is a lot considering there are tons of kids that are already here and need loving homes.

But Hoda has been with NBC forever too, and I think people know her just as well as Matt Lauer.

BURNS TO PENIS. PATIENT STRUCK A MATCH TO A CUP OF GASOLINE THAT EXPLODED

She has to know it’s weird and uncomfortable. It almost seems as if she’s trying too hard to sell the “we’re in love and it’s going so well!” idea for some reason. But by your 30s, you should know when to turn it down. I pretty much stick to hand holding and cheek kisses around my family.

I’ve also been bitten by a pet snake and yeah it looked nothing like that. Mine was just two sets of fang marks (I didn’t know you shouldn’t let a snake slither into your sleeve, lest they think it’s a feeding hole...). Hers looks more like walking through blackberry bushes.

Were people not on that train? All of my friends and I fucking hate him. Did you see U2's most recent SNL performance? It was downright embarrassing and for that, I loved it.

But if it’s pulling it all from your account when all you wanted was $40, that’s a problem.

I refuse to wear ultra low-rise pants again. I’ve learned to love my little bush and actual, substantial underwear and I’m not going back to worrying every time I bend over.