But you clicked it anyway.

Fuck Demi Lovato. I cannot believe she is this stupid and entitled. She bragged about hiring someone to enter her bodyguard’s room and sexual assault him. And then get’s all defensive that people are offended over nothing.

Against my better judgement, I clicked on the Malia link and immediately regretted it.

which part?

A used mattress from a Trump hotel.

Melanie is just a figment of our imagination

You try playing basketball while collecting social security. Wait, he’s not even 30 yet?? I guess I’m out of theories.

From Moneyball’s cutting room floor:

That was directed at the racist abuse she’d received before, not at Canadian fans in general. I don’t know how you couldn’t see the context in a 3-second gif.

his momma named him cassius, ima call him cassius

Pot, meet kettle:

Ah, the Eden Hazard school of parenting!

He’s eligible to suit up for the U.S., Canada and England. So he’ll probably end up being called up by Mexico.

Can we all address how adorable it is that he has a jersey that reads MOMMY and his mom’s number?

I see you looking for that ref, kid. You’ve got a bright future.

If she hadn’t fully switched from being Canadian to American yet, she sure has now.

Kevin Love. Larry Nance. Tristan Thompson. Anyone else notice how all the Cavs big men have the same fade in their haircut? Weird.

I think what I find most remarkable about Curry’ shots is how effortless they look. I know that’s obviously an illusion born of a lifetime of practice and that Steph can deadlift 400 pounds and blah blah blah, but damn, that “moon ball” looks like he just flicked it in with his wrist! Off-balance! From 35 feet away!…

Tristan Thompson was asked if he feels “helplessness” when his baby momma catches him cheating on her when she’s pregnant. His response? Multiple sidepieces and no more lots of video.