He doesn’t have to, apparently.

She’d be dead.

The FOMO is real.

No lies detected.

Being white or white-adjacent is crazy. How does his wife think he’s not going to jail?

Shout out to their garlic bread

Press X to pay respects

Yes, apparently.

Shout out to Pete Wilson!  

“Why haven’t I leaped yet?”

You capitalized Above The Law which makes me feel like you’re referencing the action-packed Steven Seagal movie.

JFC

One of the better weigh-ins!  I chortled.

Shooting the bird facing south.

I’m actually surprised Bourdain didn’t have accusers.

I feel like it was totally this. There is also the cultural difference in sexuality as well being from Europe. It’s not like we don’t have a French President who legit married his middle school teacher.

She realized that her reality didn’t match the boy she had just statutory raped.

Agreed. 

She probably didn’t see it that way.  She probably framed it as a 17 yo being lucky to score with an accomplished actor.

And the same Jimmy Bennett who played young Kirk in the Star Trek reboot.  JFC.