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The future of American Theater is Kevin Spacey thinking there’s anyone in America who wants to see a Johnny Carson impersonator on any stage outside of Branson, MO.

All shows restage for the Tonys. If the great comet could do it, so can dolly

She stigmatizes it by making it something secret and shameful. She’s not protecting him. She’s protecting her image. She married for money and procreated with a sociopath with old sperm as insurance. She continues the charade because of what’s at stake financially. If her son is miserable, it’s her fault. Fuck her.

They look like a family coming back from the lottery office after finding out they didn’t actually the jackpot.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

Balls.

If the exit poll stands up, which means Theresa May is fucked and that the Tories no longer have a majority (with the next gov likely to be a very weak Labour or Tory adm.), then I’ll happily admit I was wrong about Corbyn being able to win.

Senator Chris Murphy says that Donald Trump should follow Comey’s lead and testify under oath.

Oh, I’m sorry, we’re supposed to immediately support whoever is in charge, no matter what?

WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, ERIC? NOT THAT ONE, THE LONG ONE.

I get why she wouldn’t keep the song because it’s not hers, and she might want to start from scratch musically, but also, THAT SONG IS THE BEST.

Dear Entertainment Industry,

The way you defeat terrorism is BY GIVING NO FUCKS. The point of terrorism is to inspire fear and division and paranoia. If you want to beat terrorism, you must not be a silly, bed wetting American. You have to have a stiff fucking upper lip and give no fucks.

I’m sorry but that’s nonsense. Which papers are you reading? I’m a Londoner and we all accept there are risks to living in a big city (air pollution, crime, poverty, traffic accidents etc). However, there are some key issues to remember before you start mouthing off about ‘failure of multiculturalism’:

Also that Bloomberg mostly made the money on his own rather than inheriting it.

Yep. I feel like she is using the current political situation for totally cynical purposes and doing a lot of damage to the anti-trump movement.

She’s so full of shit. Like Trump, Griffin lives for publicity, good or bad. She did this knowing exactly what the reaction would be and she knew her career wouldn’t suffer because the Red Staters weren’t part of her fan base to begin with (she may have also thought that this would make her a hero to the left.) She

The way he’s smiling, dancing and lip syncing, you’d think the Russian national anthem was playing.

i fucking guarantee you that he did not tweet that himself. Probably has no idea that an aide tweeted it for him. His brain is so addled, he probably forgot that such a city as Portland exists.

I love the ocean. The beach can fuck off, though.

I think that is what got people dissapointed, they expected a happy ending and instead they got a bitter reveal and a small hope for good things to come. However, that hope does not guarantee happiness, but its ok because life is about keeping it together and keep going, ideally having learned something from the