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That parrot has seen a cockatoo

Not too bad. It sounds like most of them carry ice cream with them at all times.

I don’t think you need to feel that bad. The only reason a 23 year-old would be that connected in Washington was because she’s family of some important donor or someone high up in state politics. I don’t care how talented you are, or how good looking you are, no amount of talent or charisma alone gets you that level…

Cameron Greene, 24, Democrat, staff assistant for Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse

Welp. If I didn’t feel like a failure before, I sure feel like one now!

Oh dude, I assumed your first point was sarcastic. Powell knowingly lied the U.S. into its worst foreign policy decision in its history.

This headline totally misrepresents what is in the article. Is he joking? This is exactly what someone that is biased against Clinton would write. I’m pretty new here but I thought The Slot was better than this. Is Brendan from Gawker? Because if so, he should drop that shit and fast. I don’t want to see that here.

I’ve re-read the article like four times trying to determine if the headline is sarcastic and my knee-jerk-Hillary-defense-o-tron just needs to be recalibrated. Can’t tell if I’m just too fed up to detect good-natured cheekiness, or if it’s all just wishful thinking on my part.

He had his moments when he was serving as a general, but the way he allowed the Bush administration to destroy decades of foreign policy work in Iraq and North Korea was inexcusable and disqualifies him for the presidency.

If he’d been as good a man as you claim he would have resigned in protest far sooner.

Thank you! That is a disgustingly ridiculous headline. Jesus Christ. This isn’t supposed to be Breitbart. Is it? IS IT?

Are you kidding? He lied to the UN under oath for the Bush government, claiming there was evidence of Iraq having weapons of mass destruction so that the US invasion would be green-lighted by the UN and not considered an act of aggression, even though informed observers at the time (and poor Han Blix, the UN weapons…

Except for he invented how to hide emails and told Hillary that’s what she should do but other then that yeah really great guy...

OMFG. I never do this but - this is our headline here at the Slot? Really? The email clearly says she wants to “bring along the state department” and asks for advice. Where is the “bypassing” attempt, exactly?

I hope he’s not, just to piss Dunham off more...

So basically he was just as bored and uninterested in her as we all are? Not because of her looks, because she is just legit boring and uninteresting.

A fair point. My real issue with the kids is that they have no actual talent.

Have you looked at some of the photos of Trump supporters lately?

Trump is an asshole scam artist, but I honestly don’t give a shit if these people get paid or not because they chose to perform for the benefit of an odious slimeball.

There’s nothing quite like dictating what women are allowed to wear in public in the name of feminism.