So gymnastics & figure skating aren't sports? Good to note.

It's like when black people always get accused of being ANGRY or for tone, or how Asians always get accused for being NERDY but people say "Why you so angry!".

I was going to bring up how little I liked her characterization of Joan Jett but I didn't want to have a huge debate about it. But her idea of Joan Jett was all angst and so humorless and didn't have any of the sweetness that makes Joan so magnetic.

You are so condescending. "Continue with the cookie dispensing"? Why don't you continue with the ride on the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!

I dunno, I think that once your mug has been featured in several issues of J-14 it's hard to characterize you as "offbeat", Joan Jett role or not.

Janeane Garofalo?! Isn't she a little, um, post-adolescent to play Daria?!

Ozzy certainly had an image as some kind of newfangled Prince of Darkness (or however people would like to characterize it), but I think the difference is that Ozzy's whole persona was more of a general "outlaw" type of character that could appeal to anyone that liked loud music and Dark Stuff, Man. I don't think Ozzy…

LOL. And I'm condescending.

I can't speak for anyone else but I've been enjoying the hell out of this whole Rapture biz for two reasons: 1. Anticipating the awesome explanation Camping is going to give for why everyone is still here, and 2. That "apocalypse playlist" I made on my iTunes is THE JAM!

I know right? People taking the time to communicate ideas? So over it.

1. Yes, I am a fangirl for Roseanne. OBVS. Is this supposed to be shameful or something?

Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift might not have their own magazines but they are most definitely selling an image and a lifestyle. They are not really two people who happen to make music or even wear weird clothes as much as two cults of personality that I don't think any of those artists has really created. I mean Taylor…

I think what Dodai is trying to say is that you rarely, if ever, see powerful/famous men "brand themselves" in the quite the same way that women do. The only really powerful & influential man I can think of off the top of my head who has amassed wealth & influence by branding himself in a comparable "let me show you…

"As we say in the hood," no.

I know what you mean. Sassy could adopt a pretty condescending tone from the uberhip prep school girls that edited the magazine. I think that was its biggest flaw. But I look at it within the context of girls' glossies in general — I mean, Seventeen may have never outright said"I can't believe you haven't heard of the…

And we all know how "out-dated" Beyonce is!

Hahaha — "culture vulture"? Okay, BiggieShorty.

I gotta echo SlayBelle here. Sassy definitely had it's flaws but it was available for purchase in the drugstores of everywhere from Antlers, Oklahoma to Gainesville, Florida to Bozeman, Montana, where 'zine distros were few and far if present at all. We forget that however democratic DIY culture tried to be back in…

This past weekend I took a stroll on the campus of my alma mater and stopped to use the ladies' in the library. On the bathroom wall I saw some graffiti accusing one fraternity of being the "worst ever," and then below that some other graffiti that said, "What about DKE?!"

The more James Franco gets all Harmony Korine-y, the more annoyed I get.