I'm an actual woman, and the only "male action hero" I've ever found even remotely attractive is Bruce Lee.

The Flying Lizards' version of "Money" is one of my favorites!

What's wrong with "gigolo"?

How would one reverse the genders in "My Neck, My Back"?

I support this.

I don't know about condescending and creepy. But it is totally slut-shame-y. That song bothers me because it's like Debbie Boone Part II.

Yes. That's why I love her.

If he really wanted a fair trial, he could have had one. Dude had 10 years to turn himself into the Hague. Did he do that? No. He went down in a blaze of glory, like he promised he would over and over.

Oh, he's crying.

No, it's not patronizing. If you want to ignore the obvious advantages that younger people who have grown up with the Internet have over older people that haven't, go ahead.

I was with all the "we should have put him to trial" talk until my friend pointed out that he would have doubtlessly killed himself once he was put into custody. Whether we killed him or not, the result would have been the same.

It's not patronizing. Of course there are middle aged ladies who work in IT or teach classes and are as net-savvy as anyone in our generation but for the most part the Internet is something young people are most aware of, since young people grew up with it and middle-aged ladies didn't.

I didn't eat cereal if it wasn't being sold to me by a toucan or a rabbit. I just pouted and went hungry. If your kid has already gotten used to sugary cereal, I think you're stuck with that for life.

Remember those Kix commercials with the little kid talking about how much he loved Kix, even though they were healthier than other cereals, all "kid-tested, Mom-approved"? Yo, I asked my mom to buy me Kix when I was a kid, and that shit sucked. I went immediately back to my Trix. (This was pre-Berry Kix.)

Alton Brown wouldn't front like that!

Tasteful and decent kings, that's who!

They should fire all these people and cast James Franco in every role. ACTING!

Well ... it is and it isn't. Their ethics totally disintegrate when it comes to publicity-seeking — they'll let pretty much any celebrity take part in a campaign. It doesn't matter how much leather they wear or how many ribs they eat or anything.

"And being a fat guy torpedoes your dating prospects much harder than being an overweight woman."

True story: Last time I was in Houston I drove past a nutrition-supplement-type store where the sign was a grotesque picture of a 'roided-out looking, veiny, bulging flexed bicep. It was so grody and hilarious. I don't know whether this was because we were in Texas (the picture was also surrounded by a graphic of the…