Seriously. Let’s hate on Elle King for doing Elle King things, and Rob Schneider for doing Rob Schneider things, and when the twain sh’all meet we can talk shit about the whole family .

My wife gets mad at me for referring to Elle King as RS’s daughter. And she’s right to do so! Elle is an accomplished artist that stands on her own terms and make her own mistakes, there’s no need to bring her dad into the conversation.

He’s a hard man for hard times.

I didn’t have many opinions about Don Lemon until he became the second person to accept a show on X after being fired from their cable news gig. Needless to say, he is not in good company.

The upside for RFK Jr. is that Dionne Warwick’s team mistakenly called him a Senator.  He has never held office before. 

Aside from the fact that she could have been buried alive (and may still), or blown up hers or her neighbors houses, like... why? What is the motivating factor here to dig a big ass pit on your property? People are so f’ing weird and crazy. Also, “Still, she maintained a healthy level of support on TikTok,” might…

This is insanely irresponsible. Our friends had crazy neighbors who decided to dig in the backyard without getting any county approval or engineers’ opinion or anything, and they broke into a gas line and set our friends’ house on fire via the kitchen...destroyed all their possessions and the whole house had to be…

Everything you said you could be replaced with “doctor”, “pilot”, “nuclear technician”, etc., etc. etc.

My sincere hope is the site is not just back but returns to some of the former quality and insight that made it a an outsized-pop culture staple. Frankly the site had been in decline for years before its shuttering. I don’t mean to shit on you or any other writers who, I gather, have been working under less-than-ideal…

Oh no now we won’t be able to read your incoherent ramblings anymore. 

If you were genuinely Crystal Jewell then thank you for some of the most deranged laughs I’ve gotten on the internet.

it’s shutting down and i never got out of the greys. :’(

I’ll miss Jezebel. I’ve been on it since 2009.

It was a good run. This sucks.

I would brag to anybody who would listen if I fucked Michael B Jordan.

I think you mean, dies, because McConnell is clearly living his best Sauron life and has another 8-900 years to go.

Man, Azealia Banks is such a tragedy. She has massive amounts of talent and could have been a superstar if she wasn’t such a dumpster fire of a human being.

yeah, b/c arresting the rapist makes the pregnancy go away!  magic!

I really wish interviewers would press politicians on these things more.  When they are provably prevaricating, just keep pushing until they answer the question.  Why would you let him get away with “I don’t remember”?

You don’t understand how political parties work. How many Republicans voted for Pelosi or Jefferies for speaker over the years?